how many of you have a crush on other jub members?

[GL]

Re: how many of you have a crush on other jub memb

You need a fag hag (gasp) to help ya seal the deal. I know that several JUBBERS disagree but I really don't care. Women are great at picking up people (male or female) b/c we're open, chatty, and "safe." Women are also very good at figuring someone out quickly and we can multi-task. As such, the chick can ask the gay dude questions and listen to his responses while she's assessing him and plugging in your name and positive traits. When my buddies hit a slump, they always drag me w/ them to pick up women. Plus, I don't drink so the guys automatically get all of the alcohol that sent my way. You might want to take this into consideration and make sure your hag is a non-drinker too. So, the next time you're gonna go out, invite your closest female friend and make sure she looks good and knows enough interesting tidbits she can use to pick up other men. Point out your prey for the night and watch her reel him in.

Report back w/ an update.

yeah, sadly i've no fag hags. but if you're ever in s.a. let me know and i'll ride shotgun with you.

 

[GL]

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I'll be in STL and try to help you GL. Can you wait till April?

at the rate i'm going? that shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Atomw7]

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It's a deal. Trust me, I find all the gay boys. Doesn't matter if I'm trying or not. So you'll do just fine with me in tow.

I bought your ring. I'm just waiting for your end of the bargain. I grabbed it on my way out of Kroger from one of those "quarter machines."

 

[GL]

Re: how many of you have a crush on other jub memb

It's a deal. Trust me, I find all the gay boys. Doesn't matter if I'm trying or not. So you'll do just fine with me in tow.

done and done!

 

[Atomw7]

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^I have to get Atom a meeting with Fergie to get my RingPop Ryan. What'cha gonna offer?

Well it wasn't even a ring pop, it was just a cheap... er... hand made plastic ring. But I'm sure I can splurge and buy a couple ring pops!

Free first class flights. You know that song that Fergie sings "Glamorous?" Well that's pretty much my lifestyle.... so I can offer that!

Flying coach and being 6'4 is NOT fun!

Stacy, in that one picture you mentioned you were a teacher, and there was a disabled person in it. Does gay count as being disabled?

 

[Atomw7]

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^Atom the I cut the teacher out of the picture so that her face was not on a porn site. The disabled person is me.

I wouldn't consider "gay" being a disability but it sure seems we're both discriminated against in the same ways.

Well I'll be anything for Fergie, even straight.

 

[kevbo]

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Doesn't Fergie come from Minneapolis?

That means you'd probably have to pass through Eau Claire if you were driving up there...

 

[kevbo]

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Someone famous is from Minneapolis... I forget who...

I know Willem Dafoe is from Appleton, WI!

 

[Atomw7]

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I just realized I missed a great opportunity to make a blowpop (same as ringpop) joke.

 

[Atomw7]

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Someone famous is from Minneapolis... I forget who...

I know Willem Dafoe is from Appleton, WI!

http://www.50states.com/bio/minn.htm

 

[Atomw7]

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Well I'm 5'11 and I won't fly coach. Especially in the jets I fly. The 50 seater is really bad for tall people. The 70 and 90 seater are better, but damn... I sat in the back of one of my jets in the first row so you can stick your feet out in the aisle/galley and it was a 2 1/2 hour flight from Mexico back to Atlanta. Terrible.

<--- this bitch only does first class. And when I dont, you see the look on my face in one of those pictures I posted earlier. I freeaaaaak out! hahahahha

I've only really been on tiny planes to/from Ohio/Georgia (And one to NYC). How much do your business elite tickets cost you?

 

[kevbo]

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The only one I know is Prince.

Well I do know Bob Dylan is from Minneapolis...

OH! And so is Kev[STRIKE]in Sor[/STRIKE]bo!

 

[Atomw7]

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^I hate it when that happens.

As for Fergie, you'll have to fight off Josh Duhamel for her affections. They're pretty serious at this point.

Did somebody say threesome?

 

[kevbo]

Re: how many of you have a crush on other jub memb

Josh Duhamel?

Oh hell yeah! make that a foursome!

 

[Atomw7]

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Josh Duhamel?

Oh hell yeah! make that a foursome!

Or a full out orgy, because I'll have my sock puppet with me!

 

[kevbo]

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OK, I admit another JUB crush

Atomw7's sock puppet



There! That cat's out of the bag now....

 

[Phydeaux]

Re: how many of you have a crush on other jub memb

OK, I admit another JUB crush

Atomw7's sock puppet



There! That cat's out of the bag now....

My next crush... Kevin's cat...

 

[Atomw7]

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OK, I admit another JUB crush

Atomw7's sock puppet



There! That cat's out of the bag now....

You better not ask for nudes of him, perv!

(Wow, this thread went way off topic. Sorry guys. )

 

[StlKj]

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Wait. . .Atom is 6'4"?

Okay, add another crush for me. I'm a sucker for a guy I can see eye to eye with when we dance. (well, my eyes would be one inch higher, but that's close enough.)

 

[kevbo]

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^ Killjoke, you'd be able to see eye to eye with me while doing a horizontal dance...