How many orgasms have you ever had?

[Aussieguy01]

Three billion, one hundred fifty five million, seven hundred sixty thousand.

All that plus one. , just kidding i orgasm about 6-8 times a week since i was 15 and im 18 now , you do the math

 

[fuzzy64]

525,600 orgasms, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 orgasms - how do you measure, measure a load? In wetspots, in cum stains, in cum rags, in loads in your drawers........

 

[Claudio63]

^Good one fuzzy
I'd say a very conservative 100,000.

 

[Elwood]

Lets see, somewhere between 1 and 10000.

 

[sonny10305]

This thread is just to hard to resist, so lets see....
Figuring I started at 13 and I'lll be 27 in a couple of weeks, that's 14 years of jackin and fuckin. If I average twice a day I come up with
365 days in a year x twice a day = 730 x 14 years=10,200
Damn, that seems like a lot, but it's as close as I can come up with. I think the twice a day works cause although I have skipped a day here and there I have had a few 3s to make up for it.

I can't believe I actually figured this out.

 

[spikebaltar]

I'm thinking about 6500.

 

[marestagno04]

7117,5 and I'm proud of the half one

 

[CagedBird]

Let me grab my calculator [& my dick so I can add one more],....hmm...
I'd say a minimal of .....wait a minute, IF I disclosed the number in excess of 25K you would know my age! Forget it, I just came out today, that's all the honesty I can handle in one day......

 

[Kirbster]

Going on a conservative average of once a day (probably closer to 1.5 x per day), it's well over 10K (about 28 years of shooting).

 

[smile86]

three....so far today.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Considering the topic, shouldn't this thread be moved to Fun & Games?

 

[eddielee]

Conservatively, I've had around 13,000 orgasms in my life.

 

[trydegrau]

Makes you think, they have ankle bracelets that can count the number of steps, with a few slight modifications, we could have one that fits around a dick and counts the orgasms...

Wouldn't give those away in cereal boxes though..lol

 

[Mike1984]

I know it may be impossible to count, but tell us your age and how many orgasms you think you've had in your life.

I'll be 21 next month and have had roughly 3,500 orgasms in my life. I jerk off at least once, sometimes twice, every day, and I've been doin it since 12, that's how I got my number.

Keep stroking James.. think how many more you'll have. I don't think there's a limit is there?? I must've had over 4000..but I'm always looking forward to the next one

 

[spooger]

Let's see...

started at 6....have done it on average probably 3 a day since then, but prob more...now 55 yrs old, so....

55-6 = 49 years x 365 days/yr = 17,885 days

17,885 days x 3 j/o per day = 53,655 jackoffs (prob close to 55K)

NOW - figure this - if the orgasmic bliss lasts 2 minutes each time (the BLISS - not the actual squirt), then

2 mins x 53,655 =107,310 minutes / 60 min/hr = 1,789 hours of bliss, or / 24 hrs per day = 74.5 DAYS of constant orgasm - about 2+ months

5ml per squirt average x 53,655 = 268,275 ml of cum
/ 1K per litre = 268 Litres, and 3.8 L/gal = 70.5 gallons of cum, most of which I've swallowed....

AWESOME thought....thanks for asking...I guess that's why I chose my screen name....

 

[sonny10305]

Considering the topic, shouldn't this thread be moved to Fun & Games?

Ya know, I just knew you would put all of this into perspective

 

[sparky95]

I have only ever had one Orgasm . You see, I don't realy like fancy cocktails much. I much prefer beer.......

 

[spreadeagle]

Do you mean orgasms or ejaculations?

 

[apt125]

I have jacked off about once a day from the age of 13 until now, I am 60 now. the number is 17155.