How Many????

[marvtha]

Oh Marvtha, come here - i've missed you!

SUMINON!

try to kill anyone unsuccessfully lately???


L O S E R

 

[marvtha]

The only extra appendages I have are the ones I keep in my laboratory.

do you keep them in with your gerbils that you like stickin up your hairy butt!

 

[marvtha]

I have two uvulas. I think that's what they're called. Them things that hang down in the back of your throat? I have the normal one and then one extra small one that hangs beside it.

Been that way since birth, I guess. Other than that I guess I'm normal. Whatever normal is. Normal, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

oh sweetie that don't make you abnormal!

i just bet you are a beauty..so sweet you are

2 uvulas...that just gives your sex partner a little extra something to bang his 'head' against!

all fun and games chris

hello by the way
you visit marvtha anytime okay!?

 

[marvtha]

Ok...It's all good then sugarbuns....I was just checking...

elvis you know your marvtha's baby doll now
notice who's lurkin round like pitbulls ready to pounce on a ham bone!
suckimon and his ass muncher simon!

i'll bet suminon farts and out pops simon!
smells like the rubberband shits to i bet!

 

[Christopher123]

oh sweetie that don't make you abnormal!

i just bet you are a beauty..so sweet you are

Thank you *blush*

I'm obviously a newbie and don't talk much, but I like this board, I feel comfortable here. But I had to post about my two thingies, lol.

 

[marvtha]

Thank you *blush*

I'm obviously a newbie and don't talk much, but I like this board, I feel comfortable here. But I had to post about my two thingies, lol.

you have two thingies...you mean two pickles....ooooh boy you got my 'magination runnin wild now!
startin to drip a lttle even
you do porn.....because you should be in the movies!

 

[Christopher123]

you have two thingies...you mean two pickles....ooooh boy you got my 'magination runnin wild now!

lol, no... just the uvulas... only one dick.

Don't know what the hell I'd do with two of them... err... two of my own, that is.

 

[gmoney]

G MO!!!!!!!

i really appreciate you helpin me escape but i just wanted you to suck a little cock NOT have someone fall in love with you.

you're just too handsome or give one mean B.J. i spose!

anyhoos poor steve has been cryin all day since i broke the news.
watching one love story after the next...the notebook, lord of the rings...those two gay hobbits looked familiar? well now he's sobbing to titanic....and we both know that ship sank YEARs ago!
marvtha gained 10 pounds eating them banana twins with him.....my pilates all for naught!

he's on the screwdrivers now...marvtha can't drink those...too acidic!

for once i'm being a friend and staying sober so i can be a shoulder to cry on!

anyhoo...shame on you you heartbreakin bastard

designated driver marvtha

Hey Marvtha! I've come to check on you! Shhh! I see Steve is passed out from the screwdrivers, don't wake him just yet. Maybe I can get me a quickie while he's out!

You say the screwdrivers are too acidic, so I brought us a bottle of Jagermeister! We can do shots 'til the wolves begin to howl! I know you might not be used to the good stuff, but I figured it was the least I could do after all you've been through. Hell, maybe we can both have Steve after everyone gets happy!

 

[marvtha]

Hey Marvtha! I've come to check on you! Shhh! I see Steve is passed out from the screwdrivers, don't wake him just yet. Maybe I can get me a quickie while he's out!

You say the screwdrivers are too acidic, so I brought us a bottle of Jagermeister! We can do shots 'til the wolves begin to howl! I know you might not be used to the good stuff, but I figured it was the least I could do after all you've been through. Hell, maybe we can both have Steve after everyone gets happy!

marvtha in like gwen........no doubt!

later boys .....me and g mo's gonna get fuckered up....screw sobriety..........
chris you like jager?
g mo marvtha bringin a newbie...get out the barney suit!!!!!!!!

marvtha out!

 

[Christopher123]

later boys .....me and g mo's gonna get fuckered up....screw sobriety..........

Amen to that.

Have fun

 

[gmoney]

marvtha in like gwen........no doubt!

later boys .....me and g mo's gonna get fuckered up....screw sobriety..........
chris you like jager?
g mo marvtha bringin a newbie...get out the barney suit!!!!!!!!

marvtha out!

Oh, Hells yeah! Bring him on! g mo's always in for a new ride! I have enough Jager for the 3 of us. I might even let you get the cam out, Marvtha! We have to save this moment in history! While Chris is munchin' on your whoo whoo, you know where I'll be a dinin'! Then we can all wash it down with some more Jager! G mo is gettin' wood already!

 

[marvtha]

Amen to that.

Have fun

you're included.......but you gotta have a strong stomach and either bad eyesight or maybe we can just turn off the lights and you can feel your way around the exotic island of marvtha!

you in!?

g mo...where's that barney suit damnit?

get steve's pickle out of your mouth for shit's sake...he's passed out and it ain't even hard!

what?............ okay i'll watch!

chris get here quick...it's gettin good!

 

[Christopher123]

chris get here quick...it's gettin good!

I think I've missed something, lol.

 

[justsimon]

Didn't I'd see this? Did ya?
You're dead meat!!!

Come over to our side, Elvin......... Sunimon and Simon are waiting for you.....

 

[JakeBequette]

Come over to our side, Elvin......... Sunimon and Simon are waiting for you.....

Nooooooo Elvin don't give in to the hotness that is Simon​

 

[justsimon]

Nooooooo Elvin don't give in to the hotness that is Simon​

Lol. It's irresistable....

 

[marvtha]

OH HELLS NO!!!

WTF?????
me and g mo were havin a bit of fun with steve and drinking jager...marvtha passes out for a spell and wake up to this shit!!!

simon you need to take a powder and a bath from the smell of you....phew!

elvis whats going on here??????

 

[gmoney]

OH HELLS NO!!!

WTF?????
me and g mo were havin a bit of fun with steve and drinking jager...marvtha passes out for a spell and wake up to this shit!!!

simon you need to take a powder and a bath from the smell of you....phew!

elvis whats going on here??????

Marvtha! What are we going to do? Elvis has gone to the dark side! Better wake up Stevie! We need all the help we can get. Thank God, Chris is our newest recruit! Oh, and he had the best ass! You'll have to keep me focused, 'cause alls I want is to fuck his brains out! We will win this, I gaurantee this!

 

[marvtha]

Nooooooo Elvin don't give in to the hotness that is Simon​

jakie b. WTF??????

marvtha too drunk for this shit.
hell i passed out with my strap on still attached. that g mo is one kinky SOB! "you got anything bigger" he kept saying!
so marvtha lugged the 'terminator' out.....g mo's screams of delight finally woke up steve and then things kinda got freaky after that???????

next thing you know marvtha woke up and seen this big ol' shadow over me...scared me shitless.
it turned out that i had fallen asleep on my back and the 'terminator' was casting a shadow on me!

wait i gotta take this thing off...i keep knocking furniture over with it...eewwww there's some flakes of g mo's 'bowels' on it!

 

[marvtha]

Look:
Marvtha Quote:
P.S. amazing how even with my brain being shot i have a better memory than elvis...now you don't be running and telling him that...the boy is sensitive....and mildly retarded i suspect!





Jakeys Quote:

And Marvtha, Elvis has the IQ of a piss ant, this, we must never forget.​

now elvis marvtha told you that i was talking bout elvis the fat bloated dead idol.

you don't want to go to the dark side...it's...well........dark!