How much money would it take to let Vannie come to your house on stuffed cabbage night?

[Vannie]

.........

 

[Araucaria]

It would cost you the air fare to fly from New Jersey to Florida.

Oh, you want me to pay it?

Well then, you would have to convince me the price would be worth it.

What are you going to do once you're here? Serve stuffed cabbages? Sorry, but that ain't worth the price!

 

[jjonn3]

There has never been a "stuffed cabbage night" in my house.

Wait... what's that you say? "Stuffing the cabbage" means THAT?

Well then I can't wait for "stuffed cabbage night"!

 

[smokeshadow]

best guess. . .enough to cover the proverbial cabbage patch under 8 inches of cash preferably 20's & 100's. . .non-sequentially numbered. . .maybe several rolls of double eagles as well

 

[eddielee]

Oh, Vannie, I think you are charming. If you do come over, I will light lots of scented candles.

 

[unloadonme]

If Vannie pays me £10,000 in used bank notes, a visit may be possible.

 

[72-Jay]

I don't have a stuffed cabbage night. lol

What would Vannie think about the fact that I'm more likely to eat Kale than Cabbage?
Not that there's anything wrong with Cabbage!
At this point, its still summer, I can just go to the yard & get Kale, while Cabbage would require a trip to the store...

 

[PipRosi]

Mmmmm time to shred some cabbage, make my fresh lemony slaw.



I'm assuming your stuffing would not be Vego or Pesco so I'm afraid I must decline Gnädiger Herr.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Ask not "How much money would it take to let Vannie come to your house on stuffed cabbage night?"

Rather ask, "How much money would it take to get Vannie to LEAVE your house on stuffed cabbage night?"

 

[Peloso]

We don't have a stuffed cabbage night but Vannie is welcome on stuffed Peloso night.

 

[KaraBulut]

*pondering the phrase " on stuffed cabbage night"*

 

[Vannie]

I look like a very handsome ^ Walter Matthau

Lovely cabbage


And I love when you post your Tommy Lee Jones face.

 

[rareboy]

You are always welcome to visit.

Just let me know and I will serve up our best.

 

[cabinfever]

Just bring some gas-x and (LOTS OF) air freshener and you got an invite

 

[TickTockMan]

I didn't know Vannie was referring to himself as cabbage.