How the Hell do you rob a bank with a stick???

[RationalLunacy]

Happened near me -- how in the hell do you rob a bank with a stick???!!!
(PS) They just caught the guy. He also used the same stick to rob a fast food restaurant.

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] Bank Robbery in Berks County [/FONT]
Story posted on 2006-10-09 12:58:00

Police in western Berks County are looking for a man who robbed a bank this morning with a stick. It happened at this Lebanon Valley Farmers Bank on Lyman Avenue in Womelsdorf around 9:30. Police say a man entered the bank with some type of wooden stick and demanded money from a teller. He took off with money and a witness told police the robber may have gotten into a small white car on Radcliff Road just a few blocks away.

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[Andreus]

all depends on how big the guys stick is

not that i'm a size queen

 

[RationalLunacy]

Maybe he walked in, held it in the air, and said "This is a stick-up".

 

[Andreus]

Maybe he walked in, held it in the air, and said "This is a stick-up".

 

[MadeUpName27]

Maybe he walked in, held it in the air, and said "This is a stick-up".

... and the winner is:
RationalLunacy!!!
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[GL]

Maybe he walked in, held it in the air, and said "This is a stick-up".

that was the funniest thing i've heard all week.

 

[TaigaStar]

It's sad... he finally pulls the stick out of his butt and he goes to commit crimes with it...

 

[portohottie]

Maybe he walked in, held it in the air, and said "This is a stick-up".

You have some of the best answers by far, always funny.




You also made my day........

 

[TaigaStar]

Maybe it was his "boom stick"?

 

[billysam]

robbing a bank is easy. not getting caught is the hard part. i once knew a very infamous bank robber(but at the time, did not know that is what he did. just want to make that clear). he was actually a very nice guy and dated several people i knew. but after years of being very successful at it, he got caught, and ended up killing himself during the stand off. some author wrote a book about it. it was rather an interesting book.

 

[sparky95]

Maybe it was a pointy stick?

 

[TaigaStar]

Maybe it was a pointy stick?

That would make it a spear, though.

 

[sparky95]

True! Maybe it had some doggy-doo on it?

 

[NedNickerson]

It was the broken-off handle of a snow shovel...

http://www.ldnews.com/news/ci_4470402

http://www.ldnews.com/news/ci_4487197