How to be str8 acting in a gay relationship?

[rareboy]

I totally agree with this thread.

I mean no disrespect to all of the effeminate gay guys.........but I think we gays as a whole (myself included) need to "man up."

It's time to be less interested in flowers & home decorating & shades of fabric. Less shopping at trendy boutiques and less manicures & pedicures. No more driving your Prius or small car or hybrid. No more listening to Lady Gaga and trying on lip gloss & eye shadow. No more watching Sex & the City reruns, or Real Housewives shows on Bravo. No more catty gossip and high pitched voices. No more "...hey gurl hey!"

Let's play basketball & football and shoot guns, go hunting, drive big Chevy or Ford pick-up trucks with big V-8 diesel engines and go off-roading in the woods. Let's bench press weights at the gym. Let's drink cans of beer while we watch the game on TV, or whatever is on ESPN. No more counting every single calorie. Let's talk with deep, masculine voices. Let's not be afraid to shop at Wal-Mart.

LET'S BE REAL MEN!!

Once again. I'll let someone else tell you to fuck off.

It is bizarre when one of the femmiest avatars to have discovered JUB in all them time I've been here is preaching about manliness.

I can strip a tractor transmission and round up cattle with them best of them, but I also live for fashion, culture, food and decorating our home.

It sounds like you might be the one who needs to butch it up a bit Mary, but as for the most of us, we're just fine.

And one more time.

Some guy wants to be a flaming be-glittered squealing Diva.

Go ahead.

I love it.

At least they are being themselves and not some fucked up version of what religious parents, uptight communities and judgemental closet queens think of them.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Talk about a standing O !!!

 

[Rex]

I've figured it out! Whenever me and my dude (my boy friend) have sex, he, or I will dress up in women's clothing! That way it isn't gay cus one of us will be the chick!

OF COURSE! Why couldn't I have seen it sooner? Well, now that I know the secret of being st8 acting while dating a bro, I'm headin over to Victoria's Secret and maybe go buy a wig. Later bros.

 

[RaKroma]

"Dude" and "Bro" is a west coast surfer thing especially when high on pot. Here we like to call each other homies, niggaz and "yo son."

 

[highwindcaleb]

i say dude and bro and i live in south florida.

 

[bankside]

I totally agree with this thread.

I mean no disrespect to all of the effeminate gay guys.........but I think we gays as a whole (myself included) need to "man up."

It's time to be less interested in flowers & home decorating & shades of fabric. Less shopping at trendy boutiques and less manicures & pedicures. No more driving your Prius or small car or hybrid. No more listening to Lady Gaga and trying on lip gloss & eye shadow. No more watching Sex & the City reruns, or Real Housewives shows on Bravo. No more catty gossip and high pitched voices. No more "...hey gurl hey!"

Let's play basketball & football and shoot guns, go hunting, drive big Chevy or Ford pick-up trucks with big V-8 diesel engines and go off-roading in the woods. Let's bench press weights at the gym. Let's drink cans of beer while we watch the game on TV, or whatever is on ESPN. No more counting every single calorie. Let's talk with deep, masculine voices. Let's not be afraid to shop at Wal-Mart.

LET'S BE REAL MEN!!

I don't think any of that bullshit makes a straight guy a real man. And what about a man who holds back from doing something that occurs to him because he's afraid it might be too girly? I think he needs to grow some balls. A closet case with a rifle will always be less masculine than a genuine guy, gay or straight, just having a laugh in a dress.

Seriously, we covered this 20 years ago. Watch the Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert if you want to understand men with balls.