How to become Alpha Male?

[Devois]

I feel like the whole Alpha/Beta dichotomy does not apply to homosexual men at all.

In other contexts, the alpha male is the one who gets to mate with all the women, which is none of my concern. However, modern human women don't tend to like being someone's 3rd favourite mate funnily enough and the ones who do are despised by feminists and traditional housewives alike. But a man can dream.

 

[sixthson]

Bass Pro Shops. Bada bing bada boom!

I guess that makes sense. TJs would be just too gay.

 

[Telstra]

In terms of evolution,
Humans are animals. The true alpha male is like the lion king, the strongest, fittest, and in charge of his tribe.

 

[Soilwork]

I'm starting to learn how to become "Alpha male"

from my observation:

Alpha male=

1. Don't say sorry
2. Know basic home fix. Do.It.Yourself
3. Don' t tear up unless for Football game
4. Call female sex: "woman"
5. Dad bod or steroid fit (triangle shape: wide shoulder, bulging biceps, abs and small waist)
6. Not easily bothered/anxious
7. Not talking about "feeling"
8. Not saying "cute"
9. Not fussy/meticulous
10.Eat meat
11.An expert player in at least one type of sports.
12.???

At first I was all "wow this guy sounds like a total asshole" and then I was all like "wait... he's talking about me."



* I'm obviously kidding. I don't deny being an asshole but I say "cute" all the time and I wouldn't know a football if it hit me in the head.

 

[FPNY]

you all know I'm the butchest one here.....I've never seen any of you post about using tools. I use tools all the time. You never heard me say I'm sorry neither...AND I eat meat....

 

[tarallucci]

12.???

12. The alpha male licks banknotes and loves halitosis.

 

[unloadonme]

I don't think one becomes an alpha male. One either is an alpha male or one isn't and if one has to ask then I'd say it was the latter.

 

[GreyUnderscore]

Alpha male? Fuck that. I rather be myself and do what i want to do and if you don't like it you can suck a tit.

 

[Vannie]

you all know I'm the butchest one here.....I've never seen any of you post about using tools. I use tools all the time. You never heard me say I'm sorry neither...AND I eat meat....

Your easy bake oven doesn't count

 

[Yooper]

you all know I'm the butchest one here.....I've never seen any of you post about using tools. I use tools all the time. You never heard me say I'm sorry neither...AND I eat meat....

I've posted pictures before of a few major remodeling projects...

plus I have a Michigan Residential Builder's License (expired though)...

AND I now work at a hardware store...and eat meat...

Wanna see my hardware????

 

[Saybrooke]

Yeah I think it's more a confidence thing than anything on that list. I'm pretty alpha and I don't do a lot on that list.

 

[TheLoveableLoner]

I'm so happy I don't give a shit about masculinity and the like.

 

[Devois]

things that GAY
6. afraid of woman
8. dependable..

Now I've never heard of these stereotypes. I'd have thought that gay men were expected to be less afraid of women if anything. That is, less afraid than shy straight men.

 

[jbrown329]

you all know I'm the butchest one here.....I've never seen any of you post about using tools. I use tools all the time. You never heard me say I'm sorry neither...AND I eat meat....

I can rebuild a Carter 625 AFB in my sleep. And, I eat meat.

 

[Vannie]

I can crack coconuts with my butt cheeks.

 

[jbrown329]

I can crack coconuts with my butt cheeks.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[HornyJock]

I'm starting to learn how to become "Alpha male"

You don't become an Alpha Male, you either are or you are not.

And I am not sure what you are describing is an Alpha Male, you are describing a straight or straight acting guy (though I hate this definition)
I like sports, play football (soccer), I like chicks, love meat, I have a jock body, I get into fights, I am not really romantic, I am not very diplomatic either, I like heavy banter, I am pretty good at fixing shit, I am cynic as fuck but I am not sure I would consider myself an Alpha male.
I would say I am a normal lad, not much different from my other mates.

 

[tarallucci]

I can crack coconuts with my butt cheeks.

Are you a power bottom

 

[JPGhost]

A little stoic and emotionally detached.

2 things..

You are such a princess that I doubt if you will ever be able to be an alpha male...

Perfect description of the male/male porn I've seen lately.

or..in your fantasy ^^

 

[JPGhost]

Alpha male is all about looks and they should look like this.
Anything else are just words and talk is cheap.

Almost..if only he's not blond. Blond is the color of submissive males/bottoms/whores..for centuries.
Just ask the ROmans