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How to circle jerk?

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i had a threesome with my bf and a friend recently...he came over for drinks and nintendo DS...i never knew Mario Party could lead to sex...lol
 
I'd suggest written invites.
 
Actually, engraved invites might be nicer. Do let them know if they're supposed to bring lube or towels.

Lex
 
Letterbomb said:
G-Lexington said:
Actually, engraved invites might be nicer. Do let them know if they're supposed to bring lube or towels.
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Lube? For CJ? Why? Does that include butt-fingering?:confused:
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Yes, Martha Stewart's Guide to Circle Jerks, page 89:

"When having a lavish gathering for horny men, a tasteful engraved invitation encouraging guests to bring a colorful assortment of lubricants is a great reminder. If you are unable to provide 100% egyptian cotton cum towels, then encourage guests to bring their own. A remember- a good lubricant will encourage guests to interact in more adventurous sexual activities like ass-play, butt-fingering and maybe even hot-sweaty-butt-sex!"
 
KaraBulut said:
Yes, Martha Stewart's Guide to Circle Jerks, page 89:

"When having a lavish gathering for horny men, a tasteful engraved invitation encouraging guests to bring a colorful assortment of lubricants is a great reminder. If you are unable to provide 100% egyptian cotton cum towels, then encourage guests to bring their own. A remember- a good lubricant will encourage guests to interact in more adventurous sexual activities like ass-play, butt-fingering and maybe even hot-sweaty-butt-sex!"
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I shit my pants. :lol:
 
>>>Just ask "If I throw a jerk-off party, Will you cum?"

I'd respond, "Wouldn't that be in your hands?"

Lex
 
G-Lexington said:
>>>Just ask "If I throw a jerk-off party, Will you cum?"

I'd respond, "Wouldn't that be in your hands?"
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Lex's Shopping List:
Lube
Lots more lube
100% egyptian cotton cum towels
Purell Hand-Sanitizer
 
>>>Purell Hand-Sanitizer

In a container that in no way resembles that which the lube comes in. I speak from experience here. Yow!

Lex
 
I'd be sure these were the right kind of "buds" to be asking, "Hey man, wanna circle jerk?" Sounds like a quick way to get your ass beat if they're not into that kind of thing.
 
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