How to Murder the Eyeglass Gremlin

[pat grimshaw]

I’ll say it again.

Healthy tear ducts occasionally forcefully eject tiny droplets of tear fluid

Just as yawning can forcefully eject tiny droplets of saliva from the mouth.

And the anus can occasionally forcefully object liquid feces and the mouth can also forcefully eject undigested liquids and foods.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I believe it. Some online sources mention during a sneeze, but I think mine happened without that, maybe just from blinking or looking in a direction.

 

[Peloso]

I’ll say it again.

Healthy tear ducts occasionally forcefully eject tiny droplets of tear fluid

Just as yawning can forcefully eject tiny droplets of saliva from the mouth.

And the anus can occasionally forcefully object liquid feces and the mouth can also forcefully eject undigested liquids and foods.

I'll be forcefully ejecting something later tonight but it won't be tears.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I'll be forcefully ejecting something later tonight but it won't be tears.

I love your new avatar. I don't recognize the porn, but am guessing that it is a literal "fuckhead."

 

[Peloso]

I love your new avatar. I don't recognize the porn, but am guessing that it is a literal "fuckhead."

He's looking for his glasses.

 

[NotHardUp1]

He's not going to find them in there, unless they're shot glasses.

 

[Peloso]

A good fucking is enough to forcefully eject anyone's glasses.