How to pee with a morning hard-on

[matmac]

man, I've been doing the Flank for YEARS!! great to see it posted here.

 

[Rex]

Easiest way to sit down.

Trying to hold it down works sometimes but you might miscalculate your aim and get piss all over.

 

[FPNY]

that guy has a nice cock....it's big

 

[Lukeee]

^He isn't real.

 

[steve621]

sitting, it's the easiest - not only that when u live with a woman - it's easier on the ears

 

[gmoney]

sitting, it's the easiest - not only that when u live with a woman - it's easier on the ears

Just have to be careful not to pee between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl...you'll have a mess on the floor and possibly your undershorts!

 

[biguy732]

Who goes to the bathroom before jacking off anyway? first things first.. deal with the wood, then the peeing comes easy.

Those were my thoughts exactly! This also helps to prevent any extra cum from dripping out and staining your underwear.

 

[mattad]

strong arming is my morning ritual

BJ - can I strong arm it for you? I'll be glad to give it a thorough mouth washing too!

 

[kevbo]

The Superman

If you're a man of steel in the morning, you might as well be a superhero. Tie on the bedsheet for a cape, mount the bowl in a single bound, and make like you're flying. Hopefully the pressure relief will be like Kryptonite for your boner.

Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Super Man that ho

...God I hate myself sometimes...

 

[thewiz]

I usually slam the lid down a couple of times on it....makes the wood a lot softer almost instantly. Then it's just time to pee......

But actually, I just stagger into the bathroom and sit down. Also gives me a chance to wake up. Only problem is when I walk back into the bedroom, the boy likes to grab hold and suck it back stiff! lol!

 

[Golliwog]

Too funny! At least, those of us who have to go through such contortions to attain the proper angle, are getting meanwhile a good stretch.

I, being short in all dimensions, find that semi- squatting, facing the bowl, and pushing down the fella works most of the time. except the time it broke off.

 

[bayareayoungin]

Hahaha those are funny. I usually have to strong arm it or do the plank. I can't jack off when my bladder is full so I gotta get it out. Sometimes I just wait for my boner to go down but that can take forever

 

[gmoney]

Hahaha those are funny. I usually have to strong arm it or do the plank. I can't jack off when my bladder is full so I gotta get it out. Sometimes I just wait for my boner to go down but that can take forever

If I woke up next to you, I'd make sure your boner NEVER went down!