How To Seduce Straight Men?

[Dduder]

Oh, hun. I went to a bar mitzvah once and I didn't turn Jewish.

Terrible analogy. A person is defined as Jewish if they have a Jewish mother and not by whether one has attended Jewish ceremonies or not. Conversely, men are defined as straight or gay according to which gender they have sex with. So if a guy willingly has sex with another man, he is not terribly straight, now is he? Trust me that real straight guys would never even consider having sex with another male. The very thought repulses them to no end. Sorry to burst your fantasy.

 

[KaraBulut]

The very thought repulses them to no end. Sorry to burst your fantasy.

So, I have to give up on my fantasy of being Jewish?

But I wanted more holidays!

 

[Dduder]

So, I have to give up on my fantasy of being Jewish?

But I wanted more holidays!

You tried to create an analogy between the act of attending Jewish ceremonies not making one Jewish with the act of a man having sex with another man not making him gay, and it failed epically. Now you are using sarcasm in an attempt to deflect from your embarassing defeated in the argument and it's not working. You're not funny.

 

[CGHJ]

Yes, she is.

You: No she's not!

Me: Yes, she is!

And it's back to 4th grade.

It's funny though, because I was going to use a similar analogy...OhNO reminds me of a Jewish mother: "Why can't you make your mother happy and find yourself a nice Jewish goyl? Would it kill you already?"

I guess this is the magic of the internet though, I have people from all over the world caring about who I sleep with

Question though, since I now have to have my conquests approved by random people I don't even know:

I have 2 guys I'm interested in right now. They're both really hot, very nice guys. I'm pretty sure they're both gay, but they're not out (they're both marines BTW). Is it OK for me to sleep with guys that are gay, but not out? Or do I have to limit myself to guys that have been in at least one pride parade and have at least 2 Mariah Cary CDs?

Answer quick, cuz I'll be seeing both of them out at the bar tonight.

 

[lolgayboi11]

Get a vagina.

I like it lol.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Yes, because we love being chased and harassed mercilessly even when we're unconscious deep asleep. It's all a game to us.

Of course it is. The only reason there ARE straight guys on God's green earth is to give sexual pleasure to gay guys. Oh, and to make more of us.

Lex

 

[KaraBulut]

You tried to create an analogy between the act of attending Jewish ceremonies not making one Jewish with the act of a man having sex with another man not making him gay, and it failed epically. Now you are using sarcasm in an attempt to deflect from your embarassing defeated in the argument and it's not working. You're not funny.

I bet you're that kid that ran around telling everyone that Santa Claus was their parents.

 

[G-Lexington]

And did you know, on Sesame Street, the muppets weren't really singing? They were totally lip-synching. You might have to look close, but you can totally tell.

Lex

 

[CGHJ]

OhNO, answer y question! It's just a few hours till I head out to the bar and I wang to know if it's OK for me to fuck around with a gay man if he's not 'out' yet. I need to know!

 

[rysmiley88]

Get a vagina.

I love it! Great Quote!

 

[KaraBulut]

Get a vagina.

I love it! Great Quote!

You can probably get one used for cheap on e-Bay.

 

[Rex]

OhNO, answer y question! It's just a few hours till I head out to the bar and I wang to know if it's OK for me to fuck around with a gay man if he's not 'out' yet. I need to know!

They need to be out, have a rainbow bumper sticker and own at least 3-4 Cher and/or Madonna albums. Otherwise prepare to deal with the gay mafia.






In all seriousness though, I like your posts and I do believe you but I'd be lieing if I didn't say your stories sometimes seem a little fishy or a bit farfetched but I've seen your site and I don't see why you'd have a reason to make anything up.

 

[CGHJ]

^^ I think people take what I say and run with it a little too far actually, it's not like I have a new straight guy every week or anything like that, although I certainly could if I was willing to put in the work, which I'm not.

It's so confusing sometimes, cuz there's a guy I'm after tonight, he's being SUPER friendly and I'm pretty sure what he wants, and if he's smart enough (or horny enough) to ask for it he's gonna get it. If you saw him you'd think he was straight for sure, he's had hot girlfriends and I'm pretty sure they think he's straight, if you asked him he'd say he was straight...but I can tell he wants to play. So, is he straight? Bi-curious? Gay and not out (no he's not one of the two guys I was talking about earlier).

He's hawt though I'm gonna see if I can't get in his pants. Sorry OhNO, but it's gonna happen

 

[Dduder]

Straight boys are too strong mentally to ever be seduced by gay guys. It's the cold hard truth. I am sorry.

 

[Dduder]

^ What about you, Dduder? Could CGHJ get in your pants?

Why would you want that? I am straight and in college, so there are plenty of hoes available.

 

[KaraBulut]

Why would you want that? I am straight and in college, so there are plenty of hoes available.

 

[Dduder]

What is the meaning of this?

 

[self inflicted]

Just wondering if any of you have some good methods. I know the old "Get him drunk" line is the first thing to come up with these posts but Im looking for more of a concrete method. Like its easy to get a guy drunk one on one but then what do you do or say? And good lines?

Alright, one think that has worked for me very well when trying to build a jerk/fuckbuddy relationship with a straight guy (Worked with three guys for me, took some time but the process was hot as hell as well ) was getting *really* testosteronic and open about male sexuality. This is not to do with guys you don't have any trust, but getting comfortable around stuff like masturbation, nudity, porn, libido, sex and that kind of stuff ussually generates some similar response, and it works your way into jerk-buddiness. Act cocky on him, let him act cocky on you and it and play with that aggressive tension and expose yourself and he'll probably want to expose back (theis is somehow about competition!), if you get physical enough there's a good chance to achieve a sexual contact and if the guy likes it, you'll just realize when he's looking for more of it on the way it keeps the contacts and aggressiveness. COMPLETELY Forget talking on the subject. I've done some serious shit with a straight buddy for four years and we never said a word about it, it was just implicit and we would just build situations knowing what was going to happen. I guess you need to have a somehow aggressive personality to do this.

 

[Kensei]

I've honestly never fallen for a straight guy in my life. The last attraction I can think of towards one was a friend of mine back in grade 9 of high school.

I think it was because he was good to me.

 

[Dduder]

But us gays can do it better than the girls.

Ah, but the act of doing is not as important as who is doing it. A girl's soft skin rubbing across the crotch as she blows me must feel much nicer than feeling a hairy stub there.

Ass feels better than vagina...no?

I don't know because I've never had ass, but then again the gender of the person the ass is attached to is what's really important. For all purposes vaginas >>>>>> male asses. I don't know if female asses are better than vaginas, though.

And it's interesting that gay guys always want to blow you or for you to fuck them, but never the other way around. I've received a few dozen PMs with offers from guys to blow me and to get fucked by me, but never have I received a PM with a guy offering his dick for me to suck or offering to fuck me. Not that I am interested, but it's interesting that gay guys really prefer the "female" role in sex.