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How To Seduce Straight Men?

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Just wondering if any of you have some good methods. I know the old "Get him drunk" line is the first thing to come up with these posts but Im looking for more of a concrete method. Like its easy to get a guy drunk one on one but then what do you do or say? And good lines?
 
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And on that note, I'm moving this thread to Hot Topics since it's neither a Coming Out thread nor a Relationship thread.
 
why seduce when you can use a tranquilizer dart?
 
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Well, for one it only works on straight males you have a developed (or developing) friendship with. You have to get him when he's all alone. Then you get him into conversation. Ask him 'So when's the last time you screwed a girl?' He will go on to talk about his sexual encounters. Then he is all horned up! So you laugh, make up a story about a time you got this girl too. Then give him advice on to sleep with a girl. And then just when he is all excited, you hit him in the head with a hammer. He passs out, you drag him back to your cabin, and you tie him to your bed. Drug him up at once! Then have your marry little way with him :)

Then you can take care of him for the rest of your life!!

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>>>Why would you want to?

Because straight guys are infinitely hotter than gay guys, and much better in bed. I thought we've been over this.

How do you do it? Persistence. Every straight guy wants to have sex with a gay guy - you just have to keep at him until he capitulates. "No" means "maybe", and "maybe" means "yes". He may play at being annoyed, but that's all part of the game. Pushing your hand off of his knee will let you know he's interested. Telling you to "cut it out" means he likes it. Blocking your phone number and getting a restraining order means he's playing hard to get, and he's about to give you that sweet sweet straight meat. Don't give up! :)

Lex
 
Piggy said:
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This video isn't about straight guys. The guy in the video never makes mention of orientation so I'm assuming it's about how to seduce a gay or bi guy you're interested in. A truly straight guy isn't going to want to be with a guy.

That "how to get a straight jock" video has been posted before in another thread and it's the lamest thing ever.



The best way I guess would be for you to be really convincing in drag or something.


Guys who are curious but mostly straight might be interested if they trust you, you are out to them and they don't feel threatened... and of course liquoir helps but it's a lot more trouble than it's worth and could potentially ruin a friendship.
 
The one featuring Kathy Bates seems to be the most desperate way to seduce one.:badgrin:
 
I seem to be having some success at it, but I couldn't tell you how I do it. I guess "Be like me" isn't very helpful advice ;)
 
Because straight men are like totally magic in bed. They give you a SUPER MEGA FABULOUS ORGASM. Gay men aren't capable of it because they aren't straight. Therefore gay men will keep stalking, drugging, and taking advantage of straight guys because the sex is obviously better. Why else would gay guys lust over straight men so much :O

I love this world :D
 
....I can't believe someone actually just questioned why a gay man would after a straight man. What the hell kind of logic is that. Truly, a gay man lusting over another gay man is just....ew. Do I even have to think about that? This thread now sickens me!!
 
LostPerson said:
Just wondering if any of you have some good methods.
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Just be straightforward and blunt. Simple as that.


If they say "no", ask "are you sure?", and they say "yes, I'm sure."

You've planted the seed. Now he knows you want him. It's only a matter of time before he calls/texts you asking to hang out.




But why go threw all that trouble? I'll stick with my fellow homo's. :kiss:
 
I tried with two straight guys.

One I got what I was after from, and the other I didn't.

I did lose one of them as a friend though, and that hurts. I wish I could take it back now and just be friends again, but it's never going to happen.

Ok, buzz kill over, back to fantasy land...
 
G-Lexington said:
Every straight guy wants to have sex with a gay guy - you just have to keep at him until he capitulates. "No" means "maybe", and "maybe" means "yes".
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Oohh... so straight guys are just like girls, where "no" means "yes" :gogirl:
 
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