How to shoot cum instead of oozing....

[KyleWells]

Edge!
When I edge it's more of a nuisance then pleasurable, because it takes a big fat globby load of time to clean up

 

[Absolut]

The vases are big enough to fit my dick. Where else can I find a hole that big, that accommodating, the enormously stretched...

Oh, Absolut.

You indefatigable slut.

 

[gmoney]

Sadly, everyone is different. Some people are shooters, some a gushers.

Just the way it is.

Learn to love what you are.... everyone has their own preferences....

Jasun is right. Edging will definitely help, but don't expect to shoot over your head if you've never done that before.

The intensity of the orgasm plays a huge part, but if you're not a shooter by nature don't expect miracles.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>I seriously hate masturbating because I shoot too far or too much. I hate cleaning that shit up more than anything.

First off, I shoot most of the time, and I never found it problematic. If I want to "confine the mess", it's easy enough. I mean, my hand's right there for Chrissake. I just use it to deflect the shot back down onto myself. And secondly, if I REALLY want a quick clean-up, there's the shower/bathtub, or condoms.

As for how to shoot when you ooze, that's tougher. Like whistling or belching on cue, it seems some people are just better at it, and it's a lot easier to just do than explain how. I do think that any benefit is solely in the mind. I don't necessarily FEEL any better shooting than oozing, But I feel more...I dunno, virile? Male ego kicking in, I guess. In which case, just close your eyes and imagine yourself spattering the ceiling.

Lex

 

[UnderBiCover]

eat a lot of celery. will gush powerful loads.

absolutely amen to that - celery is your best bet for both bigger & more powerful loads

a high protein diet helps too partix w/ lots of egg whites

regular exercise always helps partix cardio, keeps the testosterone pumping

 

[racer2438]

Edging and drinking alots os fluids,wter-juice ect.

not alcohol, 3-5 days of no j/oing off and it should do better.

 

[Telstra]

try not to cum for a year LOL

 

[Fucker29]

I wanna try eating celery. I don't have issues when it comes to cumming but I'd like to see how much of a difference it makes.

Are you supposed to eat it raw? Wich parts are the best to eat?

 

[UnderBiCover]

I wanna try eating celery. I don't have issues when it comes to cumming but I'd like to see how much of a difference it makes.

Are you supposed to eat it raw? Wich parts are the best to eat?

I eat everything except the nasty stump part - uncooked is better for you - I cut up several bunches at a time & keep them in a big rubbermaid container

I eat ALOT of celery - at least one bunch a day - I don't do this for the cum - for the nutritional value & to keep hunger at bay since I eat a very low fat, low sugar diet - I eat six meals a day & am hungry a lot - I keep food with me at all times

 

[Fucker29]

I eat everything except the nasty stump part - uncooked is better for you - I cut up several bunches at a time & keep them in a big rubbermaid container

I eat ALOT of celery - at least one bunch a day - I don't do this for the cum - for the nutritional value & to keep hunger at bay since I eat a very low fat, low sugar diet - I eat six meals a day & am hungry a lot - I keep food with me at all times

Cool. I prefer veggies and stuff like that uncooked usually. I'ma try it one of these days...hopefully, I'll be able to paint my entire walls in white.

Oh if my hubby reads this...I'ma be in big big trouble.

Anyway, thanks for the info.

 

[nbzoot]

You could always try supergluing half your peehole shut. That way, the liquid is pushed through a smaller opening, and is ejected more forcefully.

(don't)

 

[JayHawk]

^ Ouch

.

 

[Telstra]

I eat everything except the nasty stump part - uncooked is better for you - I cut up several bunches at a time & keep them in a big rubbermaid container

I eat ALOT of celery - at least one bunch a day - I don't do this for the cum - for the nutritional value & to keep hunger at bay since I eat a very low fat, low sugar diet - I eat six meals a day & am hungry a lot - I keep food with me at all times

what was celery cum smell or taste like ?

 

[thisisinteresting]

I don't masturbate because of it.


It's really frustrating.

Umm. Why don't you just not aim your penis toward the ceiling when you finish? I have the same 'problem' and I don't get it anywhere except where I aim it.

 

[lambsandlions]

I think it is funny most people are saying hold off on masturbation. I find that I shoot farther when I just blew a load an hour before. At that point the ejaculate is so thin that it just sprays out. But I shoot regardless.

Also, you can try edging, I know sometimes when I have a day off i will spend 2 or 3 hours jerking off, building up an orgasm. When I do cum no walls or ceiling is safe.

But different people shoot different ways. some people are just not shooters.

 

[Telstra]

Telstra - the celery makes your cum taste sweet. Not celery-like. If you go to the Health Forum I have a thread that I wrote last month- NOV 08- on the Benefits of Celery.

that is why BiCover put alot of his loads down other guys throats !!!

 

[Fucker29]

LOL! That could be. That's why those guys he dumps loads in keep cumming back for me. They like the sweet taste from all the celery he's consuming!

And also, at least for me, not busting a nut for a while will also help with shooting.... combine that with celery and... well... VOLCANO!

Mmm...make sure to eat a lot of celery when I come over.

 

[lambsandlions]

Take lots of zinc. Zinc is stored in the prostate and will make your volume a lot larger.

 

[jackry]

Fucker29 don't worry if you shoot or dribble I'll be sucking every last bit out. I'm going to use your dick like a crazy straw.

 

[Fucker29]

Fucker29 don't worry if you shoot or dribble I'll be sucking every last bit out. I'm going to use your dick like a crazy straw.

Good lord! I'ma be dry after that...