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how to shoplift a cucumber

My question is how did he get it in his ass without any lube?
 
mbamike said:
My question is how did he get it in his ass without any lube?
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Thought the same thing - but me thinks that his ass has seen more traffic than the Holland Tunnel at rush hour and is a VERY stretched out. So - probably did not need too much more than some saliva to slip that up and in.
 
Hmmm I concur with the Holland Tunnel comparison, he probably also worries about sitting on bar stools.

He should also beware of shoplifting zucchinis as they have very fine hairs on their skins which are actually spines. These produce a very sore arse!
 
gholumboy said:
Hmmm I concur with the Holland Tunnel comparison, he probably also worries about sitting on bar stools.

He should also beware of shoplifting zucchinis as they have very fine hairs on their skins which are actually spines. These produce a very sore arse!
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However - eggplants are in season as well as brusell sprouts
 
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