How to spot a gay

[GaGaloo]

Aside from outright asking somebody, what are some indicators that somebody is gay? I mean, obviously with some people it is just plane obvious, but what about some more subtle indicators?

 

[hotb0d]

you didn't know??? You're supposed to register at the Gay Registrar website. They give you a confirmation code and an indicator to recognize fellow homos.

 

[altlover85]

Are you serious? Or is this more of a gaydar question?

 

[giftart]

When you see a spot

 

[Joshua_me]

Look for our purple feather boa's and peach taffeta leggings.

 

[SilverWolf]

Gaydar – There’s an App for That

 

[fetaby]

If there was a way, I'd wish those two haters in the waiting room of the optometrist would know about it. Perhaps then they wouldn't have felt comfortable exclaiming their death wish upon gay folks.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Aside from outright asking somebody, what are some indicators that somebody is gay? I mean, obviously with some people it is just plane obvious, but what about some more subtle indicators?

on internet NOTHING but tons stuff tell ya theys MEN like doins sex things

Off internet TONSSSSSSSSSS tell ya they males ors da Men like doing sex things - which part planet ya wanna know?

Hey dudeeeeeee human worlds no even figure straight without kill each other so - just be yaself in it- ans as any kid know it froms da trick call SPIT -OOH BIRTH ans WHAT DAAAAAT?

take what ever ya rubbings thinkin they da ( GAY THANG ) bit salt ans just be yaself - check ya exicts first

or come back another timeline whens Straight worlds sortedss

or stick ta GAY FOLK what wear GAY stamp all ova um in GAY porn or sex LOCALS or polishin da streets so da folks get walk nice shinys ans they no see real life

anyway HAS GREAT TIME
' is da bulge fa me? '
NOOOOOOOOOO
' Lucky Me not GAYY THENNNNN '
OH YEAHHHHHHHH
' YEAHHHHHH cause TAX COLLECTOR! '
UP MA ASSHOLE
' thankyou !'

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

it's easy actually. there are many different types but I have been able to tell 99% of the time. gays normally are less secure than the truly confident str8 men out there. Even if it's minor u can tell that difference if u look for it.

speack fa yaself

ans if internet ans world at large wanna make assumes before da person figure out da loony worlds they born inta da human race faeva in da nut house

countrys really wanna sort out da basics not repeat wash cycles da smae thing

ans be happy

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

no one understands what you say. But I am not eggagerating. In one way or the other 99% percent of gay males are not as confident as their str8 counterparts, or not as good at hiding it at least.

straight world dudeeeeee 99%

labels stuck on after da happy event

anyway this porn site ans OOH look WAVESSSS HI DUDESSSSS

 

[kallipolis]

We all come with a standard walk, look, stance and even wear exactly the same clothes, and ensure that our hairdresser cuts our hair, to fit into the stereotypical queer model. Did I overlook shoes. Gucci, of course.

That I am a secure human person does suggest that I might well be mutating, or even faking my gay persona in order not to appear as the person who I really am.

I enjoy football, ballet, and opera. I have no interest in Lady Gaga, Madonna, Zac, or handbags. I even watch John Wayne, and Clint Eastwood films. Shock!

I am a practitioner of a martial art, and enjoy weight training.

Should I resign my membership of the gay association as a result of failing to live up to the gay stereotype?

 

[FPNY]

if a man crosses his feet under his chair while sitting...

its the only way to tell

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

It's the blind, reeking stupidity that shows me for sure that not only are people getting stupider but that the internet has made a whole generation of idiot shut ins.

Erg.

Fuck this shit, I'm going to go out and have some fun before the world stops turning.

 

[bulge]

When you think he is gay, you can be sure he is str8. When you think he is str8, you can be sure he is gay. Impossible to spot a gay. You don't have any clue. If he doesn't tell, you cann't know. Especially not when he is married to a woman. All gay men are married to a woman. So, that 's the worst indication ever.

 

[CowboyBob]

A good way to spot a gay guy is if he's laying naked under you with his ass in the air screaming for you to fuck him.

 

[MisterMajestic]

Aside from outright asking somebody, what are some indicators that somebody is gay? I mean, obviously with some people it is just plane obvious, but what about some more subtle indicators?

Interesting question that's been thrown around millions of times.....An old female friend of mine once told me she could tell if a Guy was Gay by his "Eyes"....She said Open & Closeted Gay men have "sad eyes" or a "sadness" glare ...

if a man crosses his feet under his chair while sitting...

its the only way to tell

...LOL....I guess that applies to short Dudes....Most Dudes over 6-feet cant squeeze their legs under chairs...

 

[Ephemeral]

Ask if he has his Gaycard.

 

[MystikWizard]

Most Gays, I can tell just by looking at them. Believe it or not, the structure of the Face tells me a lot. There are many effeminate Gay men that just have a different looking type of face opposed to what heterosexual men look like.

The face is the first thing I look for.

Then, there's the clothes. Tight pants.

Next, is the voice. Does the person have a high pitched voice or talk feminine?

We have the walk.

The wrist.


All those subtleties (stereotypes) are fair game when using your Gaydar.

But, the face is the first thing that catches my attention, and then I work my way down the list.


And yes, this is for effeminate Gay Men. Those that are not effeminate, like myself, are a little more difficult to point out. You can only really do so by engaging in conversation and seeing what topics they bring up. Do they talk about sports or not? Do they talk about women, or not?

I don't in most cases, do either. I watch football now, after not doing so for many years, but I wasn't a sports fan. Plus, I never talked about a girlfriend, so those would be the clues to picking me out if you can't determine it visually.