How would you like this name?

[TickTockMan]

He should had ran for office.

 

[Eternaldarkness]

woah!! 1980...man, he must suffer a lot through his 79 years of living!

Imagine when he was a young kid in school..

"That little fucker..."

 

[TickTockMan]

I would had liked a President Fucker

 

[hermanding]

what a strain to be under - and all the time too
ding

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Your last president...

 

[FPNY]

he could have been gaylord fucker...like in the movie

 

[star-warrior]

I bet is was Fucher at one time.

 

[Fucker29]

Huh?

 

[TickTockMan]

Huh?

I was hoping you would respond. Haha

 

[Fucker29]

^^

I think that might be my grandfather's grave, from my father's side. He died a few years before I was born...I was born in 1985, you do the math.

So...does this mean I'll have to do a Paris Hilton-esque campaign video and say "Thanks for the endorsement Night dude"?

 

[bankside]

Your last president...

If you mean the last American president, he didn't look nearly that good.

 

[TickTockMan]

My, my, my! For a guy who's soon coming up on his 109th birthday, you barely look over the age of 25. Tell me, what is your beauty regimen? I know you had quite a bit of work done, a little nip-tuck here and there.

I’ve heard semen is good for the skin.

 

[Eternaldarkness]

I've heard its better for your health when consumed internally.

 

[TriBi]

Huh?

Nah - he would be "Fucker79" (plus, his posts would be smelling a bit mouldy and be covered in cobwebs by now...).

 

[Fucker29]

I’ve heard semen is good for the skin.

That is actually how I was able to keep myself looking so young. Gotta love a good ole fashioned facial treatment!

 

[Puzuzzu]

That is actually how I was able to keep myself looking so young. Gotta love a good ole fashioned facial treatment!

bitch, please, you're still young

 

[TickTockMan]

That is actually how I was able to keep myself looking so young. Gotta love a good ole fashioned facial treatment!

I knew there was a reason I wanted to go to a spa so bad.

 

[Fucker29]

bitch, please, you're still young

Appearances can be deceiving. It's the sperm, I tellz ya.

 

[Fucker29]

I knew there was a reason I wanted to go to a spa so bad.

Do go! It is wonderful. Feeling the hot sperm in your face...it's so relaxing.

 

[TickTockMan]

Do go! It is wonderful. Feeling the hot sperm in your face...it's so relaxing.

I can start with a facial and end with a mud bath. And yes I mean mud.