How would you like to die?

[belamyi]

and how do you think you'll die?

 

[Kahaih]

Like - Sometimes while on hold for customer service.

Think - On hold for customer service.

 

[m1thousand]

heart related. I have a very bad heart. Thats why I have a pacemaker

 

[HoodedRat]

I'd prefer not to.

 

[Vannie]

At 100 years old in my sleep.

No wise cracks that I only have a few years left to go!

 

[purina]

I'll pass too.

 

[belamyi]

At 100 years old in my sleep.

No wise cracks that I only have a few years left to go!

What do you mean, you still have centuries?

 

[bedbugy]

if in terminal condition I would take 8 Codeine tabs

 

[Alistair]

if in terminal condition I would take 8 Codeine tabs

You better make it 9. You don’t want to just fuck up your liver and then spend the rest of your life on dialysis too.

 

[me203]

At 100 years old in my sleep.

No wise cracks that I only have a few years left to go!

Well, I guess a "few years" to that 100 would be better than "few weeks!"

 

[me203]

Old joke: "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car!"

 

[belamyi]

I am still waiting for someone to paraphrase Tyrion Lannister.

 

[LeicsDom]

and how do you think you'll die?

Battered to death by a jealous wife as I fuck her hunky 25 year old husband

 

[LeicsDom]

Old joke: "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car!"

(c) The inimitable Bob Monkhouse

 

[Rickrock]

Peacefully about two to four weeks after finding out I have an incurable disease and putting my stuff in order, but not draining my funds or family's time. Hopefully this will be many years from now.

 

[rareboy]

In an accident with all the people I hate.

 

[belamyi]

In an accident with all the people I hate.

Dead already or alive?

 

[Peloso]

Like: to be taken down by a leopard and fed to her cubs.

Or Charon.

Think: COPD or suicide

 

[MoaningMike]

I’d like to die peacefully in my sleep after getting spit roasted by dozens of guys until
I pass out from exhaustion. As for what happens to my corpse, it really doesn’t matter because I won’t be using it anymore.

 

[ShadowCat]

Like- Old age but with complete head of hair, all my faculties, and strength
Reality- probably something asthma/lung related most likely slow and miserable and alone!