How would you react?!

[blueranger]

You decide to go for a walk somewhere in the woods/big park during the day, you are following a path, hearing a sound of a spring, and there are no people in sight, you go further deeper in the woods, and suddenly you come across this guy sitting on a bench with his dick pulled out his shorts, grabbing his nipples, jerking off with his look up in the tree crowns, and then he notices you, continues too jerk off, and gives you this look

How would you react?

 

[Sigma-taylor-E]

Walk over and join him

 

[cumguzzler]

Id be on my knees begging him to choke me with it

 

[WIZZARD101]

would be on my knees lubing him up and then sitting on it nad riding it

 

[Singularity]

Bow-chicka-wow-wow...

 

[hobojones]

Eh, I'd pass. Chances are he doesn't have a condom and I don't keep one on me at all times so I probably wouldn't either. And who knows with what regularity he visits that bench lol

 

[Halifaxboy8]

Eh, I'd pass. Chances are he doesn't have a condom and I don't keep one on me at all times so I probably wouldn't either. And who knows with what regularity he visits that bench lol

Yah, pretty much this. As hot as the fantasy is, he's more likely than not a park troll with a collection of STI's waiting on that tempting cock of his.

I may watch him jerk off and cum, though.

 

[Overloved2012]

I'd be a nice fantasy to...well fancy about...but in real life I'd pass. No matter how hot he is

 

[blueranger]

Eh, I'd pass. Chances are he doesn't have a condom and I don't keep one on me at all times so I probably wouldn't either. And who knows with what regularity he visits that bench lol

Oral sex, or mutual masturbation, or jerking off beside him, included?

And if you accidently had a package of condoms in your pocket?

 

[hobojones]

Oral sex, or mutual masturbation, or jerking off beside him, included?

And if you accidently had a package of condoms in your pocket?

Hmmm.... Oral sex without protection still puts you at risk for STI's so that'd be out, but if a package of condoms just so happened to fall from the sky and into his lap, I'd have no choice but to assume it was divine intervention and that God wanted me to have sex with that man.

 

[blueranger]

So would you listen to God then? Just kiddin.

 

[soloshooter]

Walk over and join him

yes I would join him and then follow his lead....hahahaha

 

[Curiosity6969]

Ignore him and call the cops. He's probably STI ridden and would rape me and not care about whether I was ok or not with how rough it was.

 

[Singularity]

Ignore him and call the cops. He's probably STI ridden and would rape me and not care about whether I was ok or not with how rough it was.

You old party pooper.

 

[Morrisey]

I love the people on here giving the reality check, much needed.

Thanks guys.

 

[Gnarlibar]

This really happened to me one day.

You decide to go for a walk somewhere in the woods/big park during the day, you are following a path, hearing a sound of a spring, and there are no people in sight, you go further deeper in the woods, and suddenly you come across this guy sitting on <the ground> with his dick pulled out his shorts, grabbing his nipples, jerking off with his look up in the tree crowns, and then he notices you...

He jumps to his feet and pulls up his shorts and runs off into the woods.

No, I didn't chase him

 

[mbamike]

I would keep walking. He is enjoying himself in the park and so were you. No need to make a federal case out of it.

 

[bw92116]

I would watch and encourage him, and probably even j/o next to him, if nobody else were around. A nice afternoon in the woods.

 

[MindBlast]

I'd grab onto his dick and make him feel good with my hand, and then while he's not suspecting it, wrestle him down and yank off his shorts and underwear, and take off running!

 

[Curiosity6969]

You old party pooper.

Sorry he looks like the kind of man I would not like to encounter in a prisoon cell