Human Feces Steak; It's What's For Dinner!

[MoltenRock III]

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement.

The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltren...rends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces

Wow, if this doesn't sound disgusting I don't what does.

 

[Centexfarmer]

Where talking about the Japanese and shit (pardon the pun ) that they eat right?

The only thing that I can think that might be worse than this, is if they decide to serve it in some form of sushi!

I love Japanese food, don't get me wrong, but COME ON!

Wasabi and Soy Sauce can only go so far!

 

[HoodedRat]

I'm sure it's no sure worse than the usual cow-corpse variety.

 

[Centexfarmer]

I'm sure it's no sure worse than the usual cow-corpse variety.

Hmmmm.....

Kobe Beef, or synthesized Human Feces Steak?

I'll have to think about that one.

NOT!



I'm afraid if I ever moved to Japan that I'd have to become Vegan, until they start Genetically Modifying their vegetables, I know that I can still eat most of them raw if I have too.

 

[HoodedRat]

^

 

[Centexfarmer]

I bet someone just shot a wad in the fetish forum.....

You need to hush up!

I was actually thinking the same thing.

 

[MoltenRock III]

I bet someone just shot a wad in the fetish forum.....

Oh, god! Just when I thought I couldn't feel any more queasy than this story already made me feel, you go and put that mental picture in my mind's eye. Damn you!!!

 

[HoodedRat]

^


"One pound, one pan, one happy family."

 

[cynicus]

That is strange. I thought it tasted like chicken.

 

[frankfrank]

Where talking about the Japanese and shit (pardon the pun ) that they eat right?

The only thing that I can think that might be worse than this, is if they decide to serve it in some form of sushi!

I love Japanese food, don't get me wrong, but COME ON!

Wasabi and Soy Sauce can only go so far!

I think I'd (knowingly) eat even that, before I'd try fried butter.

I'd certainly NOT want it to be cooked "medium rare" though...

But, still...

 

[Joeking]

I like my steak kinda rare and bloody.

If I didn't just make you throw up a little. something is wrong.

 

[bulge]

My taylor is poor, but my bro's arse is rich.

 

[Centipede]

これは非常に嫌です！

 

[frankfrank]

[@ centipede] what? (Just shows up as a string of weird small boxes with things like "FF01" and "97SE" in them...)

 

[sixthson]

I'd think twice about eating the brownies they are serving for dessert.

 

[bankside]

It shows up as japanese characters for me. and it says "this is disgusting!"

 

[freefall]

It's Japanese people! We know them well!

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

if only scientist make humans whats full a shit learn ta smell shit

haaaaaa

 

[borg69unimatrix]

So after eating this, wouldn't people be majorly confused?

"Ugh! Did you fart???"

"No... I belched."

 

[HoodedRat]

It's Japanese people! We know them well!

YOU RACIST!



Just wanted to say that before anyone else did.