Hypothetical Question

[Phlash]

One of your friends come to you and tells you about how the other night, he woke up in the forest, naked, with blood all over his face. You're watching the news later on and you hear about a woman who was torn apart and left dead in that same area. Do you shoot your friend with a silver bullet before the next full moon?

 

[Kabluey]

Thought silver only worked on vampires
and full moons only worked on werewolves.

I am pop culture confused.

 

[Beachguyj]

No, don't shoot him.

 

[Phlash]

Thought silver only worked on vampires
and full moons only worked on werewolves.

I am pop culture confused.

Yes and Yes. Vampires don't like silver. Silver bullets kill werewolves.

I also read once that zombie can't cross water. But I can't remember where. And IDK about that one anyway.

 

[Phlash]

No, don't shoot him.

You're going to be really sorry that you said that if you ever get attacked by a werewolf.

 

[Kabluey]

Okay - gotcha

Well in that case would you consider getting freaky with the undead?
Looks fun in the movies.

 

[Phlash]

Okay - gotcha

Well in that case would you consider getting freaky with the undead?
Looks fun in the movies.

Sure. Not while they're transformed of course. I wouldn't get freaky with a zombie though. I imagine that shit would be nasty and decaying. I might grope a couple, but that's it!

 

[blackbeltninja]

Depends how good looking he is, and if theres any chance of getting into his pants.

I agree with my learned McColleague above. But not on full moon night, obviously, or things might get a little more visceral than I'm comfortable with.

-d-

 

[bulge]

Depends how good looking he is, and if theres any chance of getting into his pants.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Sigma-taylor-E]

I would have sex with him....

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

oooOOOO I LOVE hypotheticals!!!

One of your friends come to you and tells you about how the other night, he woke up in the forest, naked, with blood all over his face. You're watching the news later on and you hear about a woman who was torn apart and left dead in that same area. Do you shoot your friend with a silver bullet before the next full moon?

what the f....? you are a sick human being sir--seek help!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

No. Vampires don't tear people apart. They just drink their blood. Unless they are sadistic, I suppose.

TEETH tear people apart...
see what i did there Elvin? lol __it's a take on that whole "bullets dont kill people...." thingy

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

But they're usually two little bite marks/scars.

well, they're obviously doing something wrong then!

 

[borg69unimatrix]

 

[Críostóir]

Never. I'd get him help.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'd just eat a lot of garlic.

 

[Phlash]

That seems a bit buttinsky to me.

Maybe you could be just a little less judgmental about trying to connect the dots, no?

He could have just stumbled across the woman's carcass and was hungry.

It may have happened that he was simply present when the woman was ripped to pieces, but he had nothing to do with it and simply got splattered because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Why is it suddenly all about the [STRIKE]breeder[/STRIKE] woman? I mean, the guy's YOUR friend, right?

How about giving him a little credit or compassion. Is it too much to think about HIS needs and feelings for a moment?

Try just making a small gesture. Listen to him, and offer him some wet naps or something in those nice little pouches, in case he wakes up blood-spattered again, and give him a locket to wear them on in case he's naked again.

And speaking of naked, maybe you could spring for a spa treatment for him. Imagine waking up naked and immediately your mind is flooded with all sorts of dreadful doubts. "WHO saw me lying here naked?" "Does my hair look like crap?" "Is my skin all dried out or oogy?"

Be a friend.

Haha Outstanding response. This IS how one should handle the situation.