i am fucking beat...

[Jaime]

so today was the big moving day. i e-mailed all of my friends offering to bribe them with beer and pizza if they'd help me.

one person showed up: my ex.

between the two of us, we got almost everything moved in about four hours--not counting the twelve hours that i spent last night packing shit and moving it downstairs.

and then my ex and i christened the new apartment. that was fun.

i still have some stuff at the old house that i need to pick up tomorrow before i have to return the truck, and i also have to help my stbx-roomie move a few of her things out.

and then i have to put my new apartment into some sort of livable condition.

fuck me in the head.

i just want to sleep. i've been up for 30 hours straight now.

bourbon is my friend.

i wish i knew where my clean sheets are. the ex and i kind of made a mess of the ones that are on my bed now.

 

[Fucker29]

WOW! Fucking and beating at the same time is nice... XD


Ok, now getting serious. sssshhhhhh...silence, I kill you!

*shuts the fuck up*


Glad it all went well. So, you and your ex fucked?

 

[Jaime]

Glad it all went well. So, you and your ex fucked?

thanks! and yes, we did. we broke up, but we didn't really feel like we needed to give up the sex.

I absolutely hate moving. I've helped so many people move over the years and whenever I need to they're all busy cleaning out their belly-button fluff. You're almost done NC, once you've unpacked you're home. Get some serious napping down and then tomorrow unpack everything and forget all about moving until next time.

unfortunately, i may be moving again in 2 or 3 years. it almost doesn't seem worth it to unpack half of this shit.

 

[Fucker29]

thanks! and yes, we did. we broke up, but we didn't really feel like we needed to give up the sex.

Ahh...friends with benefits. Did you at least used white sheets (because of the stains)?

 

[G-Lexington]

Well, at least when all your friends contact YOU to say they're moving, and can you help...

...you can just delete the e-mail.

Lex

 

[GL]

damn! the last time i moved all i did was throw out my back!

 

[Fucker29]

I absolutely hate moving. I've helped so many people move over the years and whenever I need to they're all busy cleaning out their belly-button fluff. You're almost done NC, once you've unpacked you're home. Get some serious napping down and then tomorrow unpack everything and forget all about moving until next time.

Moving sucks monkey balls! I hate it! It's exhausting and you feel like you're about to die by the end of it. These are the times when I think about the movie "I, Robot" and how handy those cyborgs would be. *sighs*

 

[Fucker29]

Ugh. I could give a shit about the boxes. I leave it for the next day. At the end of it, all I want is a some place plane (preferably a bed) where I can sleep like a pig after having lunch.

 

[Syn]

Congrats on the move!

And getting some...

I bet all your friends are regretting they didn't help you out.

 

[Fucker29]

Yeah, I bet if they knew that there'd be free sex that they would've killed to be able to help.

 

[Jaime]

Poor baby...

...and don't come crying to me for toe-suckage...you got a man.

And TAKE IT EASY the next few days...and even though you'll only be there 2-3 years, make it your home.

Our new roommate moves in tomorrow....transitional times...

he won't even rim me, let alone suck my toes...

good luck with the new roomie...

awww......

I'll give you a massage.

thanks, puerquito!

Congrats on the move!

And getting some...

I bet all your friends are regretting they didn't help you out.

erm... i don't fuck everyone who helps me out. just the select few who have earned that privilege.

Yeah, I bet if they knew that there'd be free sex that they would've killed to be able to help.

see above...

Ahh...friends with benefits. Did you at least used white sheets (because of the stains)?

no, they're purple. and i can still see the stains...

 

[Jaime]

Well, at least when all your friends contact YOU to say they're moving, and can you help...

...you can just delete the e-mail.

Lex

i've helped so many people move, and when i need a hand, they're suddenly busy. grr...

 

[Fucker29]

erm... i don't fuck everyone who helps me out. just the select few who have earned that privilege.


no, they're purple. and i can still see the stains...

You don't fuck everyone??? WTF ARE YOU??? Are you even human? *joking*

Well, at least white and purple match...have you posted on the gay decorating thread yet? You appear to have the skill already... lol

 

[Jaime]

actually, i broke up with him because he wouldn't break up with his other bf.

but yeah, it's annoying that he's so afraid of the ass. he doesn't even want to let me rim him, and i like ass almost as much as i like bacon with ranch dressing.

 

[Jaime]

You don't fuck everyone??? WTF ARE YOU??? Are you even human? *joking*

well, not all of my friends are bottoms, for starters...

Well, at least white and purple match...have you posted on the gay decorating thread yet? You appear to have the skill already... lol

ooh, if you saw the awful recliner i've got, you'd reconsider that. in my defense, though, it was a hand-me-down from a previous roomie.

 

[Apollo]

ahhh hun, all you had to do was call me up and i would have helped. me you and your ex could have christined the place together

 

[Jaime]

mmm... it's been a while since i've had a threesome...

 

[Syn]

Threesomes are awesome!

 

[Jaime]

foursomes are even better.

 

[Jaime]

you obviously have a bigger bed than i do.