I am looking to hire someone...

[mattad]

I am looking to hire someone for the following:

Massage Therapy (must be trained and preferably certified).
Nutritionist/Personal Trainer
Amateur Chef/Cook
Personal Assistant
Hot/Cute/25-30 in age

This person needs to be available about 3 days a week. Needs to sign a NDA and Confidentiality agreement. Must be willing to "play" also from time to time ;-) You can leave that to your imagination.

So, what would be a going rate for someone like this? I realize this is a unique person.

 

[KrisHawkXXX]

well too bad i dont fit

 

[mattad]

I was thinking about six figures for full time.

 

[mattad]

You are on Cali - rates for EVERYTHING there is higher. Rates here in the ATL are more affordable.

 

[mattad]

Which is why the people with those qualifications move to LA.

hahahahaha good point!

 

[gmoney]

And what do you do to be able to afford this?

 

[mattad]

gmoney - I found your check book

 

[gmoney]

gmoney - I found your check book

I've seen your gallery! Where do I apply!

 

[NineOfClubs]

I can meet 3 outta 5, 60%, of your qualifications....

And I've seen what you look like, OMG! Who wouldn't want this job?

 

[2pourvous]

i an do the job but i am too far

 

[kevbo]

Well, Mama always said I can do anything, as long as I put my mind to it.

You pay for relocation

 

[RationalLunacy]

Aren't there EEOC laws in Georgia?

 

[kevbo]

Did you receive my resume?

 

[MidnightPrism]

I'm 25-30 and would have sex from time to time for free.

Not very good at the other stuff though

 

[badwithnames]

i could do all that except be 25-30... sry. if you give me 6 yrs than...

 

[mattad]

baby i'll take you just as you are!

 

[badwithnames]

^ good, cuz 6 years is a long ass time.