I am Napoleon

[rareboy]

It is amazing why some people like the OP are so threatened by the idea of transgender identity.

To the point of constant sneering denigration and mockery.

It has nothing whatsoever to do with being secure in their own identity and imposes no infringement on their rights.

Makes you wonder why.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Do you like me as a blonde?

I'm pretty, N'est-ce pas?

 

[jaysizzles]

^ That ass bow makes your butt look huge.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ But it's still pretty. Besides safety-pins haven't been invented yet.

 

[smokeshadow]

Sir. . .

Sorry I wasn't privy to your escapades at Waterloo. However, I do hope that Empress Josephine straightened you out

 

[LeicsDom]

Sir. . .

Sorry I wasn't privy to your escapades at Waterloo. However, I do hope that Empress Josephine straightened you out

Not tonight, she didn't

 

[medic1]

^..........................

 

[peeonme]

And.... is Nappy boy male or female?

 

[offthewall14420]

Are you sweet and cream filled?

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Totally my first thought

 

[Essex Boy]

I am Hitler would have been more apt.

A bloke goes to the doctor's dressed as Napoleon and says doctor doctor you've got to help me I've started thinking I'm Hitler the doctor says you mean Napoleon the man says no I am Napoleon but I keep thinking I'm Hitler.

 

[Essex Boy]

I'm handsome, aren't I?—

Nice pair of lallies too!

 

[Essex Boy]

You know Napoleon had a really, really small dick, right?

He had a bigger problem knocking at his back door ...

[5] some scholars believe the French military leader suffered a painful bout of hemorrhoids on the morning of the Battle of Waterloo that prevented him from riding his horse to survey the battlefield

https://www.history.com/news/7-things-you-may-not-know-about-the-battle-of-waterloo

A little tube of Anusol could have changed the course of history.

 

[Essex Boy]

How are things in the asylum?

If their promotional video is to be believed it looks like a right larf.

 

[belamyi]

The important question is: do you feel like a man? Napoleon was hardly a 'real' French, but he is said to have been a man...

 

[pat grimshaw]

.. do you feel like a man?...

I feel wonderful. And that's the most important thing!

And you must address me as Napoleon because I feel like Napoleon.

.. Napoleon was hardly a 'real' French...

What do you mean?

Are you telling me I'm Corsican?

 

[belamyi]

^ I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about manhood.

 

[luckynumbah7]

^ I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about manhood.

I don't believe he understands the nuances in the conception or the conception itself ...but best of luck.

 

[belamyi]

I don't believe he understands the nuances in the conception or the conception itself ...but best of luck.

You are wishing luck to the oracle of Delphi?

 

[pat grimshaw]

.. the oracle of Delphi..

No, that was Kallipolis.

 

[belamyi]

No, that was Kallipolis.

Piraeus: his location was Piraeus.