Attention I am with child.

[Ram]

 

[JayQueer]

^Ram, please stop. That GIF just traumatized me

 

[Ram]

 

[Ram]

You can get Benderboy's DNA sample from Cupidboy's arse.

 

[star-warrior]

I'm sure it belongs to Elvis. I'll send my houseboy with his cum, piss and shit samples.

 

[Ram]

My shower gift:

Knitting needles. I hope you put it to good use.

I apologize for this poor, morbid joke.

 

[rareboy]

If the baby turns out to be mine, I want us to name him Shart.

 

[RonR18]

Still my snatch will remain intact,

 

[mikey3000]

And here's my gift:

 

[LilBit]

Dammit, woman, you swore you had your tubes tied!

 

[palbert]

I have too many lost sperm already.

Paternity claim denied.

 

[G-Lexington]

I'm greatly disappointed that this isn't an elroy thread.

Lex

 

[palbert]

I'm greatly disappointed that this isn't an elroy thread.

Lex

Should be soon!! I'll ring the bell.

 

[Axxess]

Who's Elroy?

Someone get him a DNA kit, just in case.

If you want Elroy's DNA, just ask his father for it.

 

[rareboy]

sorry I was a little busy today and just got around to it.

 

[refujiunderground]

"i ain't your baby father, ain't even close to that, now who i look like? forget it don't answer that. i'm probably a fool, you know what, you're probably right, i'm probably his pops and i'm probably white"

 

[ravenstar]

Illgetbi, you're such a trash bucket. If you want my DNA you'll have to have another episode of "You Aint My Baby Daddy" on Maury Povich. Let's see if we can get some class out of this situation.

 

[Georgiadude]

I've had a vasectomy so don't blame me. I shoot blanks.

Steven.

 

[JOHN B]

You already have my DNA. Just floss your teeth.

 

[ronboy]

If Sir Ron hears Maury say.... "You ARE the father..."
you know I'm gonna make an honest man of you, 'cuz I do love you lots....

If I am not the father, then I volunteer to be the child's Godfather.....