I am wondering how often do Mark Zuckerberg ejeculate

[pat grimshaw]

....AndrewD

who is that?

 

[Telstra]

who is that?

the crazy one during 2007 ... before you joined i supposed.
He don't believe in evolution and he felt great guilt/shame/sin/filthy after ejaculation.

 

[pat grimshaw]

the crazy one during 2007 ... before you joined i supposed.....

I try not to listen to idiots.

There are some genuinely lovely men here (I can count them on two hands) but it's an effort to seek out the other interesting men from the miasma of others.

 

[gsdx]

Nerds spend most of their time jacking off.

And you type one-handed, right?

 

[SaskGuy]

I'm not gonna like, I think Mark Zuckerberg is fucking hot. I'd pay to make him ejaculate. After all, he's made me ejaculate more than once.

 

[rareboy]

Because a few JUBbers think JUB means Just us Bitches .

They get pleasure from bitching and they refuse to use the Ignore Button. Later on you'll meet the Grand-PoohBah of Bitches who emanates from Canada

It really is rather pathetic that Grimshaw has me on ignore.

And of course, has no sense of irony or self awareness whatsover.

 

[jbrown329]

Besides, Zuckerberg is rich enough to hire men to ejaculate for him.

Hell, I'd do it for $100 a load. Yes, I'm cheap and can be bought.

 

[frankfrank]

In my porn addicted years awhile ago,
i ejaculate at least 5 times per day.

Averaging in the days you didn't feel like it, your average was probably fairly close to pi?

 

[jbrown329]

Nope. In my late teens and 20s I averaged twice a day. Right now with the depression running rampant, about 3 times in the last month. Otherwise, I would average several times a week.

 

[sixthson]

Gay or straight, men like to cum either through sex with someone else or by their own hand. I doubt sexuality has much to do with that.

 

[GhostHustler]

I tried to go 2 weeks without busting a nut and almost died. I did it because I read this article about witholding ejaculation actually helping boost creativity, drive, and focus... but all did was give me drive to find creative ways to fuck ass.

 

[jbrown329]

I tried to go 2 weeks without busting a nut and almost died. I did it because I read this article about witholding ejaculation actually helping boost creativity, drive, and focus... but all did was give me drive to find creative ways to fuck ass.

Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke, stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke, stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke, stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)

 

[eastofeden]

I would say he does it while he is working..kinda like Bill Clinton. Maybe he has an aide who sucks him off while he is busy with something else.....

Gotta love the power guys..they know how to multitask....

Oh yeah...I am guessing once a day.

 

[GhostHustler]

Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke, stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke, stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke, stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)

Basically this. A constant metronome of cock pulsations, which would then travel to my anus, and hardwire my brain to rub my beef on everything and anything. It's kind of terrible not ejaculating.

 

[nycguydowntown]

I'd wait a few years and ask Mark's down low boyfriend. You'd get a more accurate count.

Having said that---I knew a 21 year old college student who slept for 3 weeks with his gf and didn't fuck her once---was too busy with school he said---sounded a little gay to me
When I was 21 was having sex 3 times a day---school or no school.

 

[windsors]

Telstra should spend his time ejaculating rather than posting these silly, stupid, pointless threads.

Why doesn't Pat Grimeshaw take some time off, travel Australia to where Telstra lives, and knock some sense into his cranium?

 

[pat grimshaw]

...Why doesn't Pat Grimeshaw take some time off, travel Australia to where Telstra lives, and knock some sense into his cranium?

We may have met. But you'll have to pay if you want me to do your dirty work.

 

[Telstra]

We may have met. But you'll have to pay if you want me to do your dirty work.

I don't think so.
Australia is a big country

 

[MrRochesterNY]

I don't think so.
Australia is a big country

Better look at a map. As countries go, Australia is a pretty small country. and heavily populated with wildlife.

 

[rareboy]

look again.