I broke up with Harke and now I think he's stalking me

[fabulouslyghetto]

Like the last 4 threads I've been in, BAM!, there he is. It's not like we can blame him. I mean come on. I'd have trouble letting go of all this chocolatey goodness too. But alas, there's a new man in my life, I really just want to move forward. Fortunately I have the strength and grace (and gin) to do just that. It's not fair to Alistair when I'm nose-deep in his sphinc and have to keep responding to notifications, like my phone be blowin UP. This is really hard on us guys we just hope you can respect our privacy at this time. That is all. Please, no questions and no pictures. And you know I only do autographs on Mondays, to maximize the impact on your bleak lives.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ Come on, fabulously!

You never saw through my trenchcoat and novelty shop glasses + nose + plastic moustache disguise, and neither did you spot the pierced newspaper in the park. And don´t get me started about the home-made drainpipe periscope outside of your balcony!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ Come on, fabulously!

You never saw through my trenchcoat and novelty shop glasses + nose + plastic moustache disguise, and neither did you spot the pierced newspaper in the park. And don´t get me started about the home-made drainpipe periscope outside of your balcony!

Will you let it go if I give you one more roll in the sack for old time's sake?

 

[Alistair]

Will you let it go if I give you one more roll in the sack for old time's sake?

you won’t be touching me again if you do.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

you won’t be touching me again if you do.

I was gonna wear a hazmat suit bae

 

[Alistair]

I was gonna wear a hazmat suit bae

With a DeCon level 3 shower?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

With a DeCon level 3 shower?

Level 6, all the levels. And a battery acid afterwash.

 

[ShadowCat]

You might also need to be autoclaved to kill any last dirty lurkies passed on!

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

<Lurk> 10 chars

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

<Lurk> 10 chars

Is that what the cops charged you with?

 

[rareboy]

I am kinda jealous.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I am kinda jealous.

That Hark's stalking me or that I get to bury my face in Alistair's pillows on my lunch break?