I can't think of a good Hot Topic ... any suggestions?

[justaguy]

Ok, I haven't posted to JUB for a while. I need to create a thread so that my old jubber mates know I'm alive and kicking.

The thread I made titled 'Elton John splashes out on David Furnish' seemed like a good idea at the time. But, on reflection, it's just naff, and possibly homophobe/stereotype/justaguyish weirdsville and it sunk like a lead balloon.

Then I thought I'd just post in someone elses thread. The thing by Lilbit about the thread being not about Ram with some sheilas in a lineup, seemed quite funny. But then I couldn't think of anything to post that was the least bit witty. And none of the other current threads tickled my fancy.

I thought I might go and have a bath. That seems to stimulate my creative braincells, if not anything else. At least it's an excuse to get naked.

 

[justaguy]

^ any suggestions for a Hot Topic I can create that might possibly go into 2 pages?

 

[Críostóir]

Take pictures of yourself and post them in the Show Yourself Off forum.

or...you could write more stories about hot Kiwi sex! I liked those a lot.

 

[justaguy]

'Which Jubber has the hottest arse?'. How about that one?

 

[RonR18]

'Which Jubber has the hottest arse?'. How about that one?

Sounds like a [STRIKE]wiener[/STRIKE] winner. I'll post mine if you post yours. And Elvin might post his for at least a couple of minutes.

 

[ashonfire]

No tips here, sorry!

I gave up starting topics. I'm more of a thread finisher/killer than a starter.

I have observed that people here (and everywhere, I guess) like talking about themselves, if you play on that you are guarenteed a few posts.

 

[justaguy]

or...you could write more stories about hot Kiwi sex! I liked those a lot.

Thanks. I enjoyed writing them.

 

[justaguy]

Anything that has to do with dick and ass.

'A guy's dick and arse? Appraise the beauty of both in detail.'

'Describe what your cock looks like in minute detail.'

Those 2 might go a couple of pages??

 

[justaguy]

Sounds like a [STRIKE]wiener[/STRIKE] winner. I'll post mine if you post yours. And Elvin might post his for at least a couple of minutes.

I'd have to photoshop mine.

 

[ChickenGuy]

JAG, have you been watching the Rugby World Cup?

New Zealand seem to have put on quite a show for the event. Big opening ceremony and all that. The matches are shown over here at like 6am or 8am in the morning. I don't actually watch the sport, but there's plenty of news coverage of the Home Nation teams here (England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales)

Are they going rugby daft right now in NZ?

 

[justaguy]

No tips here, sorry!

I gave up starting topics. I'm more of a thread finisher/killer than a starter.

I have observed that people here (and everywhere, I guess) like talking about themselves, if you play on that you are guarenteed a few posts.

Gidday Aussie. Don't worry. I've killed my fair share of threads in my time.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Elvin doesn't have a wiener - he has a Kilbasa !!

nothing tickled your fancy? wtf? I'll tickle your fancy any day !! You don't even have to ask

nekked in the shower? again - I'm there !!

do i seem too anxious.......... ?

 

[justaguy]

Are they going rugby daft right now in NZ?

Yep Chickenguy. We're loving the rugby world cup. Huge excitement. Quarterfinals start next week. NZ play Argentina in one quarter. But a lot of countries don't follow it.

 

[LilBit]

I think you should start a topic about wall sausages.

 

[justaguy]

Ok ... I've gone for (with Elvin's approval) a thread titled 'describe what your cock looks like in minute detail.' I'll see how that goes.

 

[justaguy]

I think you should start a topic about wall sausages.

But that only got you 15 replies. It needs to be something that will go onto at least page 2.

 

[LilBit]

^Maybe you can do a better job!

 

[LilBit]

Huh. I've looked through the threads I've started, and the ones that got the most posts were mostly my "tell me how much you adore me" threads, along with one about my landlord, one about chocolate and wine, and one complaining about fake vanilla-flavored ice cream.

Oh, and this little Callie-baiting gem.

 

[RonR18]

I'd have to photoshop mine.

Lol, if you're implying that your butt is butt ugly, it couldn't be that ugly.

What are you smoking besides dicks?

lol

But feel free to post yours.

RE: "What are you smoking besides dicks?"

Haha, I should ask you the same thing, as you seem to have forgotten about that ass pic you posted for a few minutes a while back. Let me know if you want me to post it to refresh your memory.

RE: "But feel free to post yours."

Okay, here it is for anyone who hasn't already seen it in my gallery. If anyone wants to spank it, feel free, as long as it's not too hard. Because if you do it too hard you'll get my dick hard and then I'll have to fuck you.

 

[justaguy]

Oh .... this thread is starting to look quite promising.