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I cut my chin

dodo2761

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Was shaving today- bought a new rasor which has the old fashioned blades- cut a chunk out of my chin and i had to go out wearing a plater on my face- boo hoo
Whats has been your most embarrassing injury?
 
Burning my face on a flaming marshmallow when I was ten. Why would you try to eat a marshmallow that was on fire? people always ask. I didn't know it was on fire, is how... the flame was on the opposite side, it wasn't until it was halfway into my mouth that I saw it, and when I tried to get it out of my mouth, I spread it over my lips and across my cheek, setting much of my face on fire. My stepmother threw hot chocolate at me to put it out, which didn't help much. I still have a little scar on my lip from that episode.
 
I fell once on a piece of sheet metal and cut my butt open. I went to my moms work, she looked at it, said it didn't need stitches. She cleaned it up and put a bandage on it. I went to a movie that night, bled through the bandage, underwear, and my jeans...

That was embarrassing.​
 
my most embarrassing injury is having a seizure & falling on the corner of my my desk. my eye hit it. blood was everywhere. all over the walls. all over my bed. all over the floor. all over everything on the floor. & i was screaming at the top of my lungs. someone called in a domestic dispute, so 4 police officers & 2 paramedics dropped by. they didn't believe my roommates story about a seizure, and him & his friend (skinhead & a punk) were both drunk.. they thought my roommate beat the shit out of me.. so they took me into another room to ask me. "Did you really have a seizure, or did your get beat up?"

I had a black, scabby eye for about a week.
 
I burnt my nose with an iron. I was smelling it and my arm kinda jumped and well...

Now you may be asking yourself "Why the hell were you smelling an iron?"

Well...because it smelled funny. Come to find out, my cousin had put water with perfume mixed with it in the iron when she was steaming a dress and I could figure where the smell was coming from. Soooo....I smelled the iron.

Luckily, it was in the summer so I didn't have school. I did, however, have to wear that white cream you see all the lifeguards wear in the movies.
 
I still have a small scar on my chin from 20 years ago when I fell face first onto a pile of bricks whilst drunk. #-o
 
I fainted face first onto a tile floor. I still have a little chip in my chin. (No there wasn't any alcohol involved.)

My brother sat bare-assed on a wood stove when he was about 10.
 
At summer camp I was in a bottom bunk, kicking the top bunk to annoy the guy who was lying in it.

What I didn't know was that it wasn't a real bunk bed, it was two regular beds connected together with some kind of joint-connector-thingy.

Anyway, the top bunk came flying out and landed on the top of my head. The other guys were just laughing their asses off, but I had to get stitches etc. I still have the bump.

But what worries me is that I heard on the radio that these head injuries in childhood can sometimes cause damage that doesn't show up for years. So maybe this explains a lot...
 
I have two, that sort of rival each other.

The first, was me having an interest in Tesla and attempting to create ball-lightning, in my microwave. I fucked it up, and managed to burn my hands... Except, crazy microwave burns. So it felt like I had sunburn UNDER my skin for like two weeks... And I could hardly touch anything, because it hurt too much. I spent the week with thick wooly gloves on.

The other, was when I was nine and was attempting to cook my mother breakfest for mothers day. I defrosted the bacon in the microwave (These are both microwave-centric. No wonder I hate them!) and I put a little oil into the pan (coz it wasn't a non-stick one) and then chucked the bacon in, there was still some water on the bacon from defrosting it, the oil splattered and about seven tiny spots got me in the eye.

If I look at a flat colour, or something huge (like the sky) I can still see the little cresent shape made up of dots, just to the lower right hand side of my vision, on the edge between my central and peripheral vision.

And for all those who think that at 9 I should've have been allowed to cook by myself - I wasn't. I got up stupid early to sneak into the kitchen to cook. Needless to say, my mother woke up, not to breakfast, but to me screaming, because the oil got on my face and neck too. No scars are left, except for the thing with my eye.

-Laz.
 
When I was in 2nd grade, I got this fire engine that shot out of the fire station, when you pushed down on the chimney.

We were living in Waukegan, at the time, and it was the first really nice day after the blizzard of 1978. So, I was running around outside with no shoes on.

The fire engine shot down the driveway, so I ran after it. I didn't see the huge shards of broken glass until too late. I couldn't stop. My right foot when down on the glassnd cut the hell out of the bottom of my foot. I can still see the scars on my instep. Strangely, it didn't hurt. Since then, I almost always wear shoes outside.
 
I was 15 or so and really into riding my road bicycle (freedom!). We lived in the Mountains at 8500 feet or so and the 8 mile trip to town at about 7000 feet would take me maybe 12 minutes (the record was 8 minutes). The trip home was another story.

Anyway, my significantly younger brothers thought it would be a hilarious joke to loosen the brakes on my bike. I could stop on the relatively flat driveway, so thought all was well, but on the way down the hill they went flying off, and hitting the gravel road with my chin, there was a good 2 1/2 inch hole in it. I walked home and immediately went to the bathroom to 'clean up'--there was suprisingly little pain. Mom was not happy and I ended up with I think 17 stitches. I just measured the scar before posting and it is still 1 1/2 inches long nearly 30 years later, and when shaving I still can nick it and make it bleed. Little brothers are SUCH fun!
 
I forgot this one???

When I was about 20 I was having sex and my foreskin got stuck back and all swelled up and I had to go to the emergency oom to have it sorted- the young male doctor was terrified to touch my cock- bless- it sorted itself eventually but then I had to get circumcised.
This meant walking around with a bandage on my cock for about two weeks.
 
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