I didn't mean to..

[JasunStrikesBack]

So I was at a gay restaurant in Toronto called Zeldas with all my buddies. Virtually all of my friends in Toronto were straight guys and we would have our weekly drink night on Wednesday.

We're sitting around and carrying on and the guys were flirting with the one female waitress and the gay waiters are all flirting with us... the guys were kinda flirting back in a funny way... like it made them cool that gay guys wanted them.

Anyway.. so I asked one of the waiters how they came up with all their Tres Gay martinis and he made some comment about how they just looked for "that faggoty taste."

I told him that "yeah, I went to a Catholic Boys school so sadly I do know the faggoty taste."

He almost fell over laughing and then brought me over a shooter telling me that "I have to say that that was the coolest, funniest thing a straight guy has ever said to me." I didn't have the heart to tell him that I'm gay... so I just let it ride.

When I was going to take a pee, he stopped me and said "Not that we don't love you guys coming here every week but why is a bunch of straight guys coming to Zeldas every week?"

I told him that one of the guys lived across the street and that we go to straight bars all the time and never have as much fun as we did at Zeldas. And besides, we have bets on who's going to be the first to get drunk enough to have sex with a guy. He got a HUGE smile on his face and said "any bets?" I told him "Dan.. the guy with the short hair. But they all say it's going to be me because I drink the most."

So he kept bringing me shooters. I realized what was up but I figured that he was having his fun... why spoil it?

Then as guys left, I was the last one there.. I was going to leave and the waiter in question came over and said "OK.. what the fuck... I'm going for broke... are you drunk enough to come back to my place?"

I figured that we could both have some fun.. he'd have a great fantasy and a story to tell... I'd get laid (and he was pretty cute in that gay waiter kind of way).

So yes..... I did pretend to be straight and let a gay guy think he was converting me.

I'm so ashamed.

I still got to fuck a hot guy with a tight ass.

Sue me.

 

[giorgiobaby]

I think it's funny as hell. Besides, you would have ruined his fantasy had you come out to him

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Hold on... I thought you had a boyfriend already?

Oh this was AGES ago. Not last week.

Back when I lived in Toronto.

 

[Lukeee]

Aw that is a cute story.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'm so ashamed.

I still got to fuck a hot guy with a tight ass.

Sue me.

You deserve to be flogged for this, Jasun.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

That's it?

I'm not being hauled over the coals by sultan and kevbo?

 

[spooger]

That's it?

I'm not being hauled over the coals by sultan and kevbo?

if it's obvious to you that you're trash for leading on a helpless, hapless young homosexual fool
(for falling for the likes of you) ....

then why must the obvious be said by sultan or kevbo?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

if it's obvious to you that you're trash for leading on a helpless, hapless young homosexual fool
(for falling for the likes of you) ....

I mean.. technically, he was the aggressor. He tried to get me drunk so he could have his way with me. So he didn't seem that helpless to me. Especially when he put his hand on top of my head, pushed me down and said "Suck it, straight boy."

And he fell for me because (as he said) I'm "one hot piece of ass."

then why must the obvious be said by sultan or kevbo?

Because I did this thread at the request of Sultan. I mean, why should HE get all the fun pretending to be straight when it suits him and his dick?

 

[G-Lexington]

Aren't you the one who always says that gay guys who say "nobody would ever guess I was gay" are deluding themselves? I'd say the waiter KNEW you were gay, but decided to pretend you were straight to make it hotter for himself (and maybe, incidentally, for you).

Lex

 

[spooger]

**clip** I did this thread at the request of Sultan. I mean, why should HE get all the fun pretending to be straight when it suits him and his dick?

WoW.... i'm happy to know that you two are back (?) on friendly speaking terms??? ... for him to "request" that you do a faker str8 piece?
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so.....can I ask that you do a faker bisexual piece?
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.OMG.... did i just say that???

 

[kevbo]

That's it?

I'm not being hauled over the coals by sultan and kevbo?

Why?

 

[Rex]

You little slut Jason.

I did something like this but you made a whole little sneaky mission out of it.


In my story, I simply met this cock sucker off craigslist and as he was blowing me he told me "i get the feeling you're straight and you're just experimenting" and I was like "...yah". Then he smiled and I was like hey WTF, if it gets him off to suck a straight guy then by all means, suck away.

Then I shot my load on his face, left and never saw him again.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You all have issues.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Why?

Keep rakin´ them coals, Kev.
That ther´Jasunn is gonna make one fiiine roast!

 

[kevbo]

Ugggghhhhhhhhh....

Have I been coming off as a serious person who chastises others for this kind of behavior lately?

I mean, he got free drinks AND a piece of ass out of it... In the other thread I was remarking more about how sad it is that some gay guys go out of their way for "straight" guys.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Aren't you the one who always says that gay guys who say "nobody would ever guess I was gay" are deluding themselves? I'd say the waiter KNEW you were gay, but decided to pretend you were straight to make it hotter for himself (and maybe, incidentally, for you).

Lex

Maybe. I still got to fuck a hot guy with a tight ass.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

so.....can I ask that you do a faker bisexual piece?
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Like... flirt with guys until they buy me drinks and then go dance with a girl?

geez, how much of a douche bag do you think I am?



(I know I'm going to regret asking that)

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Ugggghhhhhhhhh....

Have I been coming off as a serious person who chastises others for this kind of behavior lately?

You do look a lot more like the Southern beater-upper with the avatar you have now.

You all have issues.

So do you, black person.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

You little slut Jason.

I guess in that instance, I was the bitch, wasn't I.

I feel so... used.



(which in turn makes me horny to think that I was a plaything for a hot guy to use and abuse and throw away)

 

[wastingmymind]

So do you, black person.

You look like the attractive one in Mythbusters.