I didn't mean to..

[fabulouslyghetto]

So do you, black person.

Do not!.........

 

[Rex]

I have a fantasy.

I would love to meet a gay guy who had a hot fag hag at a gay bar and somehow they think I'm straight. Then the gay guy offers for me that his hot fag hag girlfriend wants to have sex with me but the only catch is that he gets to watch.

Then I fuck her and he's watching but he's getting very turned on and as I'm about to shoot my load on the girls face, he forces his head in the way to catch my load in his face. Then they both devour my cock.

Would make for a good porno huh?

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Maybe. I still got to fuck a hot guy with a tight ass.

Nothing wrong with that. And if it got either of you hotter to think the other one was straight, bi, married, a famous actor, or an alien, more power to you.

Lex

 

[giorgiobaby]

I have a fantasy.

I would love to meet a gay guy who had a hot fag hag at a gay bar and somehow they think I'm straight. Then the gay guy offers for me that his hot fag hag girlfriend wants to have sex with me but the only catch is that he gets to watch.

Then I fuck her and he's watching but he's getting very turned on and as I'm about to shoot my load on the girls face, he forces his head in the way to catch my load in his face. Then they both devour my cock.

Would make for a good porno huh?

Have you been fantasizing in other threads again perhaps?

 

[Kanemahu]

I figured that we could both have some fun.. he'd have a great fantasy and a story to tell... I'd get laid (and he was pretty cute in that gay waiter kind of way).

Except that part about the waiter, being a regular poster on JUB who couldn't remember why you looked so familiar, has just had one of his hottest masturbation memories ruined. Wanking will never be the same, poor guy.

Way to go, Straighty McStraighterton.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Except that part about the waiter, being a regular poster on JUB who couldn't remember why you looked so familiar, has just had one of his hottest masturbation memories ruined. Wanking will never be the same, poor guy.

Way to go, Straighty McStraighterton.

no no, I was a lot fatter then.

 

[Kanemahu]

no no, I was a lot fatter then.

Then you possibly just ruined the fantasy even further. Maybe he's a big ol' chaser and the thought of you not only less-than-straight but also thinner... well... there's no telling what he might do.

Is there no end to your evil doings?

 

[Ranchman]

I have a fantasy.

I would love to meet a gay guy who had a hot fag hag at a gay bar and somehow they think I'm straight. Then the gay guy offers for me that his hot fag hag girlfriend wants to have sex with me but the only catch is that he gets to watch.

Then I fuck her and he's watching but he's getting very turned on and as I'm about to shoot my load on the girls face, he forces his head in the way to catch my load in his face. Then they both devour my cock.

Would make for a good porno huh?

Been done ... many times before ... but always HOTTT

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Then you possibly just ruined the fantasy even further. Maybe he's a big ol' chaser and the thought of you not only less-than-straight but also thinner... well... there's no telling what he might do.

Is there no end to your evil doings?

You better get over here and fuck my straight ass to teach me some manners, then.

 

[Thad1527]

I love Zelda's.
And I'm ROARING from that story.
Jasun, you are so bad. <giggle>

 

[Kanemahu]

You better get over here and fuck my straight ass to teach me some manners, then.

And ruin my fantasy? No thanks.






What's the address, again?

 

[G-Lexington]

And now I've got breakdancing gorillas dancing through my head. Thanks.





Lex

 

[rareboy]

I love the story.

I think I knew that waiter............

 

[Fire]

In my story, I simply met this cock sucker off craigslist and as he was blowing me he told me "i get the feeling you're straight and you're just experimenting" and I was like "...yah". Then he smiled and I was like hey WTF, if it gets him off to suck a straight guy then by all means, suck away.

Then I shot my load on his face, left and never saw him again.

Wow, what a great anecdote! You should write like, gay erotic fiction.


Oh and uh, Jasun's story was OK too.

 

[TygreBryte]

Hmmmmmmm..................

Hmmmmmmm..................

Hmmmmmmm..................

This is interesting.

It makes me wonder if Jasun and Sultan won't be going out together in the not too distant future......

 

[sixthson]

Hmmmmmmm..................

Hmmmmmmm..................

Hmmmmmmm..................

This is interesting.

It makes me wonder if Jasun and Sultan won't be going out together in the not too distant future......

,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Telstra]

i thought you are married.
Where is your partner.

 

[Telstra]

Telstra, you need to start reading whole threads. Jasun has already said this was a story from long ago, when he was living in Toronto, not now when he's in LA.

yep, i didn't read everything. Guilty.
Long posts hurt my eyes.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

was it good sex? would you hit it again?

Of course it was good sex.

It involved ME, dammit.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

He could have been subtle... like mention how much he loves broadway musicals or something like that

But... I don't love broadway musicals.