I dont know if he is gay...

[Sixty Nine]

So I went to this party and my friend introduced me to one of his good friends. He caught my eye right away. He was very attractive and he was a really nice guy. We talked the whole night just about general stuff and sports. The thing is that my friend told me that all these girls want him but he never goes for them and he said he also has never hooked up with a girl in his life. I am like that too except im a closeted gay that hasnt told anyone. So I want to find out if he is gay but I dont want to be rude and just ask him. I was just wondering if you guys could just give me advice on what to do. I will see him again in the future because our friends happen to hang out together so what should I do?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

So I went to this party and my friend introduced me to one of his good friends. He caught my eye right away. He was very attractive and he was a really nice guy. We talked the whole night just about general stuff and sports. The thing is that my friend told me that all these girls want him but he never goes for them and he said he also has never hooked up with a girl in his life. I am like that too except im a closeted gay that hasnt told anyone. So I want to find out if he is gay but I dont want to be rude and just ask him. I was just wondering if you guys could just give me advice on what to do. I will see him again in the future because our friends happen to hang out together so what should I do?

me hear lands case by case make GAY offical cova all male doins
until a lands folk figa out wot doins is doins
no think it rude
like is ya female?
* yea seeeeeee *
so ask him
ans afta woteva ya think is gay ans he think is gay
ya can debate it like internet 2 ans turn inta

anyway

enjoy

thankyou

 

[Benjoe]

I've carried out a lot of research into the study of latent homosexuality within the male populace and from my studies I found this out. According to a recent government funded university research study on determining the sexuality of a single male they concluded the most accurate way of finding out his sexual orientation was a 3 part test called the FLOP.

1. Get him alone.
2. Flop out your cock.

He will then either:
a) Munch on said cock in which case he is definitely gay or:
b) He will resist the urge to munch on cock in which case he is closeted and your wasting your time.

 

[youfiad]

me hear lands case by case make GAY offical cova all male doins
until a lands folk figa out wot doins is doins
no think it rude
like is ya female?
* yea seeeeeee *
so ask him
ans afta woteva ya think is gay ans he think is gay
ya can debate it like internet 2 ans turn inta

anyway

enjoy

thankyou

Is this guy even a human?? I feel like it's just a bot posting random things...

 

[xbuzzerx]

Is this guy even a human?? I feel like it's just a bot posting random things...

no not into the pit it burns

 

[youfiad]

So I went to this party and my friend introduced me to one of his good friends. He caught my eye right away. He was very attractive and he was a really nice guy. We talked the whole night just about general stuff and sports. The thing is that my friend told me that all these girls want him but he never goes for them and he said he also has never hooked up with a girl in his life. I am like that too except im a closeted gay that hasnt told anyone. So I want to find out if he is gay but I dont want to be rude and just ask him. I was just wondering if you guys could just give me advice on what to do. I will see him again in the future because our friends happen to hang out together so what should I do?

Umm, there's no way to get the answer from him other than asking. What I usually do is ask questions that beat wround the Bush but allow you to gather information such as why they don't date, what kind of girls they like. Usually you can tell by the way they answer the questions whether or not they are hiding something. It also doesn't if you're in the closet to talk about how much you support gay rights so that if they are gay, they feel more comfortable opening up to you. Alcohol never hurt, also.

 

[xbuzzerx]

OP if you don't want to ask him, here's what you do.

1. Get an old computer with a floppy disk drive, and get a floppy
2. Wait for a full moon
3. Sacrifice a goat with a ritual knife over the floppy disk
4. Put the floppy disk into your computer and boot it up

If the computer boots normally, he's straight. If it death screens, he's gay.

I hope this helps.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Is this guy even a human?? I feel like it's just a bot posting random things...

ans you is? human?

case closed

thankyou

 

[youfiad]

ans you is? human?

case closed

thankyou

That's a debatable topic. Scientists have been unable to identify my genetic material. I use neither DNA nor RNA as a form of cellular replication. Additionally, my cells contain hardly any carbon, and they don't have cellular walls or bilayers. We're thinking I'm some sort of extra terrestrial life-form. I come in peace.

 

[xbuzzerx]

That's a debatable topic. Scientists have been unable to identify my genetic material. I use neither DNA nor RNA as a form of cellular replication. Additionally, my cells contain hardly any carbon, and they don't have cellular walls or bilayers. We're thinking I'm some sort of extra terrestrial life-form. I come in peace.

It explains the trips to France.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

That's a debatable topic. Scientists have been unable to identify my genetic material. I use neither DNA nor RNA as a form of cellular replication. Additionally, my cells contain hardly any carbon, and they don't have cellular walls or bilayers. We're thinking I'm some sort of extra terrestrial life-form. I come in peace.

nothin ta debate

anyway

while a shoes world ova no figa why nothin ta debate

21 st make mor whip

hey OP up ta youuuuuuu

thankyou

 

[bi-4u2]

Tell him you are gay, hell just ask him out and see what he says. Why deal with the bullshit just go for it. THE WORST THING HE CAN SAY IS NO, THE WORST THING HE CAN DO IS AVOID YOU- in which case if he does avoid you, DO YOU EVEN NEED A FRIEND LIKE THAT

 

[G-Lexington]

He's gay.
He wants you.
Go get 'im, tiger.

Lex

 

[rareboy]

Is this guy even a human?? I feel like it's just a bot posting random things...

Honestly, I understand this.

Just Ask him. That is all Sloppy is saying.

It is waste of everyone's time, including everyone here to try to guess if the OP's friend is gay.

I always recommend that you out yourself to the person you are pursuing as casually as possible. Talk about an old BF or something.

If he doesn't get weird, then go from there!.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

There are no magic aura's, crystal balls, secret hand shakes, fortune tellers, or iPhone apps that's going to give you the info you seek.

If you want to get to know this guy, you're going to have to put in the time and effort to get to know him.

Spend time with him. Talk to him. Earn his trust and confidence.

*IF* you're not willing to do that, cyber stalk him and see what the internet/FaceBook says about him.

Odds are if he's into sports as you said, he's probably straight.

 

[G-Lexington]

Lube's Law.

If you think he might be gay, he's gay.
If you think he might be into you, he's into you.

That's all you need to know.

Again, go get 'im, tiger.

Lex

 

[xbuzzerx]

Lube's Law.

If you think he might be gay, he's gay.
If you think he might be into you, he's into you.

That's all you need to know.

Again, go get 'im, tiger.

Lex

Lex supporting some gay darwinism, I like it.

 

[geloge]

 

[Medusa]

He's gay.
He wants you.
Go get 'im, tiger.

Lex

I was about to say the same thing. A good looking guy, that have females throwing themselves at him, and he does not take the bait is GAY.Do what Lex, said.

 

[AlmondMilk]

or he could be a picky straight guy that prefers the hard-to-get girl. OR he could be a bi guy who blah blah blah blah. Ask him to dinner or something so you can talk more sports.