I Don't Like Chocolate

[Dariusb]

I don't like chocolate and when I tell people this they act as if I'm a mutant. I haven't met one person yet who doesn't like chocolate. Any chocolate haters here?

 

[eyeoftheshark]

Love love chocolate!

 

[RDaniel]

Well, if I can't cover you in chocolate cool whip can I atleast cover you in regular cool whip?

 

[eyeoftheshark]

25 reasons why chocolate is better than men
1.Chocolate is rich,dark and satisfying.
2. You're never dissappointed when you open the wrapper.
3.Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've had before
4. Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend
5. Chocolate always hits the spot.
6. Chocolate doesn't think shopping is boring
7. Chocolate always smells good
8. Chocolate never asks 'Was that good?' or 'Am i the best?'
9. Chocolate doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning
10. A good bit of chocolate is easy to find
11. Chocolate satisfies even when it was gone soft
12. Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth
13. You can suck on chocolate infront of your mother
14. Chocolate dont mind what time of the month it is
15. You dont mind the brown stains left by chocolate
16. With chocolate size DOESNT matter. It's always good
17. Chocolate doesn't mind when you bite its nuts
18. Chocolate doesn't wear white socks
19. With chocolate you don't have to be a virgin more than once
20. ''If you love me, you'll swallow that'' has real meaning with chocolate
21.You can have more than one piece of chocolate a night without ruining your reputation
22. Chocolates aren't into rope or leather
23. Chocolate just doesn't think it's smooth..
24.Chocolate won't ever cause stress, pain and agony for and after 9 months.
25.You can tell just by looking at it that it hasn't been i anyone elses mouth?...

 

[Dariusb]

^Psh, I'd rather have chocolate and a man...or a chocolate man .

I do like chocolate, but I'm not as fond of it as I used to be. I do know people that don't eat it, though.

Oh a chocolate man is always good, lol.

 

[CowboyBob]

This too.

 

[chrisrobin]

Dark (semi-sweet) is my favorite. When you go dark, you never go back.

 

[metta]

It really depends on the chocolate. I don't like the chocolate that has more sugar than anything else. I like high quality chocolate in small amounts.

One of my favs is L A Burdick http://www.burdickchocolate.com/

and Leonidas http://www.leonidas-chocolate.com/

 

[Dariusb]

This too.

That sounds so naughty, lol!

 

[IowaGuy]

Dark (semi-sweet) is my favorite. When you go dark, you never go back.

I'm with you..............LOVE dark chocolate! YUMMMMMMMMMM

 

[GayPopeye]

Bad taste if you dont like chocolate

 

[80KGold]

I love dark chocolate. Organic. No milk added.

 

[Dariusb]

Bad taste if you dont like chocolate

I'm sorry but I just don't like the stuff and don't get me started on chocolate ice cream. Total gag fest!

 

[metta]

^
don't apologize....that is a good thing for people that do like chocolate....they are forecasting a huge shortage of chocolate in the near future. So if less people like it...that is a good thing.

I will say that there are a lot of people that have never had a good quality chocolate before.

 

[Dariusb]

^
don't apologize....that is a good thing for people that do like chocolate....they are forecasting a huge shortage of chocolate in the near future. So if less people like it...that is a good thing.

I will say that there are a lot of people that have never had a good quality chocolate before.

Are you serious? Wow, I had no idea.

 

[redfox70]

....they are forecasting a huge shortage of chocolate in the near future.

NOOOO!!! That can't be true!!! Say it ain't so!!!

 

[metta]

it is not really new news...but here is one story

Chocolate May Be 'Like Caviar' In Near Future

http://www.newser.com/story/105047/chocolate-may-be-like-caviar-in-near-future.html

 

[diamondstar]

OP, U and I must have a duel to the death. WHY DON'T U LIKE CHOCOLATE?!

 

[MisterMajestic]

I don't like chocolate and when I tell people this they act as if I'm a mutant. I haven't met one person yet who doesn't like chocolate. Any chocolate haters here?

Darious, you know I Loves you but how in the world do you NOT like Chocolate? I never met a person that claimed they didnt like it. I feel it's CRIMINAL to even admit that you don't like it........Did you hate it as a child or later on?

A friend of mine told me to check out the Natural Organic Chocolate bars sold @ Health Food stores...She says the taste is "stronger" and better... She's not a REAL ChocoHolic like I am so I'm reluctant to make a special trip...

 

[curiousunistudent]

I don't like chocolate and when I tell people this they act as if I'm a mutant. I haven't met one person yet who doesn't like chocolate. Any chocolate haters here?

I know what you mean, when I tell people that I don't go weak at the knees when I see a bar of galaxy caramel, they look at me as if I have a TV on my head!!!!

Listen, I have my vices, chocolate just isn't one of them. Stop Judging!!