I don't stink, I smell like chocolate

[Christopher123]

One of my roomies bought a shower gel that's called, well, chocolate. So like I took a shower with it. And I'm telling you, this scent is really strong. Not horribly strong, but every time I move I get a whiff of freakin chocolate.

It's this stuff here...

I'm not sure if I like it or not. What possessed me to use this stuff is currently not known lol, but I did it... and, well... I smell like a candy bar. It's almost so sweet it's sickening.

Have you ever used a soap or a shower gel that made you smell all funny?

 

[RationalLunacy]

I use an aftershave called Halitosis.

 

[Scrub]

I love chocolate.

Don't know if i want to smell like it.

It just makes you sweeter.

 

[Christopher123]

I use an aftershave called Halitosis.

I see. Has this always been a problem for you?

lol

I love chocolate.

Don't know if i want to smell like it.

It just makes you sweeter.

Yeah, but this stuff is beyond sweet. I'm talking sickeningly sweet. It's almost grossing me out! I'm almost ready to take another shower with my Irish Spring just to wash this stuff off.

 

[RationalLunacy]

I see. Has this always been a problem for you?

Only since I switched from that aftershave called Semprini.

 

[valis23]

I know it's French, but speaking as a goold ol' boy, I'd have a hard time smearing something called "creme de douche" on my body no matter what it smelled like. To the American ear, that just sounds so wrong...

 

[Christopher123]

I know it's French, but speaking as a goold ol' boy, I'd have a hard time smearing something called "creme de douche" on my body no matter what it smelled like. To the American ear, that just sounds so wrong...

OMG, it does say that! I didn't notice it in the shower! All I saw was chocolate.



~slinks away with tail between legs and hides under the nearest rock~

lol

 

[Christopher123]

Only since I switched from that aftershave called Semprini.

Did you put too much on?

In theory, I think the smell suits you perfectly. You're a sweety pie with a sweet little face, and the thought of chocolate associated with you makes me want to devour you!

Oh you sweetie, thank you

But no, I don't think I put too much on. I mean, I think I used the average amount? Not sure, but whatever, if I walked outside during the daytime, I'd probably attract every bee and fly that exists.

 

[cityboy-stl]

Ummmmmmm Chocolate! I love chocolate. Dark chocolate, white chocolate but especially smooth, rich and creamy milk chocolate....can I have a lick?

.

 

[_AJ_]

dont use A*Men EDT it is strong and very well you smell like a lollie/chocolate shop it is really bad if you dont like it

 

[Absolut]

But no, I don't think I put too much on. I mean, I think I used the average amount? Not sure, but whatever, if I walked outside during the daytime, I'd probably attract every bee and fly that exists.

LOL!! I'm sorry, I just had a funny visual in my head.

Something like this...

Sans roller blades of course...

 

[Christopher123]

Ummmmmmm Chocolate! I love chocolate. Dark chocolate, white chocolate but especially smooth, rich and creamy milk chocolate....can I have a lick? :lol

Sure, but you'll probably just get the taste of soap in your mouth

dont use A*Men EDT it is strong and very well you smell like a lollie/chocolate shop it is really bad if you dont like it

I'll keep that in mind!

LOL!! I'm sorry, I just had a funny visual in my head.

Something like this...

Yep, that's gonna be me when I walk out the door in the morning

 

[gmoney]

I don't think I could handle that. I mean, I like chocolate, but in moderation anyway. I also don't like the real sweet & fruity shampoos. I'll stick with Lever 2000 pure rain, thank you.

 

[Christopher123]

I don't think I could handle that. I mean, I like chocolate, but in moderation anyway. I also don't like the real sweet & fruity shampoos. I'll stick with Lever 2000 pure rain, thank you.

I'm tellin' ya, this smell is almost nauseating.

I gotta go take another shower soon and go to bed, lol.

 

[valis23]

Maybe you could just cut it with some heavy cream.

 

[Christopher123]

Maybe you could just cut it with some heavy cream.

Errrrr...

Was that a sexual inuendo?

 

[valis23]

Isn't it comforting how well sex and food go together?

 

[Christopher123]

Isn't it comforting how well sex and food go together?

Oh, heck yes. One of my favorite 'sex tools' is whipped cream.

Mmmmmmmm... whipped cream......

 

[gmoney]

Isn't it comforting how well sex and food go together?

Of course, but don't you shower afterwards?

 

[Croynan]

Oh, heck yes. One of my favorite 'sex tools' is whipped cream.

Mmmmmmmm... whipped cream......

Ah then you add crush almonds, hot fudge sauce for the toping and cherries on top with the red syrup running down the sides. If you add a banana, you could make yourself into a banana split.

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