I Fight My Hetero Desires

[manlyman1973]

I fight my hetero desires everyday. I must not give in. That would help the ex-gay movement. Women pop into my sexual fantasies, but I block them. I want sex with a woman so bad, but I must not. That would betray all gays everywhere.

 

[MrWright]

Ummmm....

...no it wouldn't...the LGBT community has a word for that...in fact it's letter 3: bi.

The ex-gay movement can suck my cock...which is a proper thing to say to them because most of them would...having not had any for so long.

PS monsters come out at night amongst them are trolls...

 

[manlyman1973]

But I thought that all gays agreed that bisexuals don't exist? I've had sex with men, but I haven't had it with women.

 

[manlyman1973]

Oh this is all too real.

 

[Raincoat Massacre]

I fight my hetero desires everyday. I must not give in. That would help the ex-gay movement. Women pop into my sexual fantasies, but I block them. I want sex with a woman so bad, but I must not. That would betray all gays everywhere.

Whuuuuut???

 

[sabot3ur]

homegirl bullshittin.

if you aren't, then this atheist is praying for you.

 

[manlyman1973]

100% true. I try to keep my lusts under control. If I have sex with a woman and enjoy it, I would commit a crime against all gays everywhere.

 

[alley]

Yes, fight those urges---it's best that you never EVER find out how wonderful it truly is to feel a woman's vagina clinched around your throbbing member and the warm softness of her breasts and skin....otherwise you can never be gay again. Nope...NEVER!!!!


Yes, it's in the rule book.

 

[rajbolt]

Have sex with female blowup dolls.


Then cum on a guy willing to stand there and wait for you to finish ravishing the doll.

 

[manlyman1973]

The temptation is so strong.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Meh, I fight the temptation to strangle people every few hours.

I usually beat that temptation. I'm sure you can too.

Just remember that if you have sex with women, all your gay friends will stop talking to you and they won't return the underwear you left at their houses. oh, and vaginas have teeth. Don't forget that.

 

[metta]

such nonsense.

you need more help than we can give ya.....there are professionals that can help ya.

 

[manlyman1973]

i thought that once you go gay, you don't go back.

 

[alley]

No teeth in there...just sweet, sweet heaven...which you'll never know because you are a closeted hetro---sucking on dick while wanting that yummy pootie tang.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

i thought that once you go gay, you don't go back.

no no no.. once you go gay, you're there to stay.

Sheesh, what do they TEACH you in school these days?

 

[manlyman1973]

I wonder what it's like. Does it feel good?

 

[alley]

No, honey... That's "black".

That's not so true either---

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

I wonder what it's like. Does it feel good?

To go black?

No idea. Ask Justin Timberlake.

 

[manlyman1973]

Sometimes I look at straight porn. It seems so hot! I only like it when the woman seems like she's having a good time, though. I don't want to hurt women.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Then you can't be straight.