I Fight My Hetero Desires

[treanir]

I really shouldn't open blatant train wrecks before my morning coffee...

 

[alley]

I really shouldn't open blatant train wrecks before my morning coffee...

Oh, babe...never JUB without a bit of caffeine, or on a empty stomach.


You get the shakes.

 

[treanir]

Oh, babe...never JUB without a bit of caffeine, or on a empty stomach.

JUB's one of the first sites I visit in the morning, usually pre-coffee. That way, I can profit from the full mental-scarring effect.

Also, your comments in this thread scare me.

 

[manlyman1973]

I can't be straight. I've never had sex with a woman.

 

[2243]

 

[Raincoat Massacre]

I really shouldn't open blatant train wrecks before my morning coffee...

But I thought that it was "the best part of waking up..."

 

[davy]

If the president wasn't such a coward, he could repeal don't ask, don't tell and gays could join the military; thus enabling the gay-military-fantasy and securing gaydom for good.

 

[Corny]

Yeah, they even made a movie about it... which I still need to see...

Don't. Honestly .. this thread is more fun than that movie.

 

[G-Lexington]

Look, if you want to date women, have sex with women, even marry a woman, do it. You doing so won't give the "ex-gay movement" any credence. You haven't let Jesus Christ enter your heart, and discovered the truth about the utter horribleness and sinfulness of your homosexual past. You certainly don't sound like you regret any of it, as well you shouldn't. You just realized you're not just homosexual - you're bisexual. So go indulge in your hetero half, and have a good time, damnit.

Lex

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Did I also mention that we grow scales in water?

No, but I've seen Splash. I know how it works.

 

[MrWright]

Sometimes I look at straight porn. It seems so hot! I only like it when the woman seems like she's having a good time, though. I don't want to hurt women.

This is my favorite post on here...

A closeted straight guy who has a gentile fetish.

 

[MrWright]

Did I also mention that we grow scales in water?

And legs

like tadpoles.

 

[MrWright]

Honestly these accounts and threads are annoying and serve no purpose other than to cause flaming, and baiting so some twisted straight fuck, who's probably no older than 14 can get his jollies off, pissing off a bunch of gay guys.

He can't be 14...he's a comic genius. Did you read the post about liking to watch straight porn but 'only when the women's respected' or whatever. Brilliant.

 

[rareboy]

Don't bother fighting the urge.

One homo more or less isn't going to make that much difference to the world.

Go grab some pussy and declare yourself straight.

It is all good.

 

[alley]

such nonsense.

you need more help than we can give ya.....there are professionals that can help ya.

But there are so many girls giving it away..Why go to a pro???

 

[manlyman1973]

I went to a hetero strip joint tonight. I got a lap dance. I got such a boner! What's happening to me?

 

[alley]

I went to a hetero strip joint tonight. I got a lap dance. I got such a boner! What's happening to me?

This was fun for like a minute...now even I'm bored with it. Good luck dude.

 

[manlyman1973]

Ohhhhhh it's all too real. I'm so tempted.

 

[alley]

I know babe---how was your day???

 

[alley]

It was a day... actually going to head for bed soon... night...

Don't have too much fun in this thread without me

'night--sweet dreams--