I got called a faggot....mutiple times...

[Absolut]

So I'm out with some friends last night at a bar having some cocktails and just generally having a good time.

They all left, and I know the bartender, so I said I was going to have one more drink with him and then walk home (yes, walk - don't worry )

Drunky McGoo walks in - a.k.a. the straight guy who called me a faggot.

However, let me preface the situation - his girlfriend just had a baby 10 months ago. She is due with his second child any day now. I said "Wow, you didn't waste any time huh?" We both laughed so I thought he took it to heart.

Anyway, he proceeds to say "Now I don't have a problem with gay people, but those faggots - "

I said "Excuse me? What did you just say?"

He looks at me and goes "Well, I know you're a faggot, but I don't have a problem with gay people."

*blinks eyes in disbelief*

So naturally, I made him cry using only my words, even though he "doesn't talk about politics or religion in bars" (even though he brought up both, many times, concerning the election and that "black guy Obama" and the "bitch Palin.")

I tore into him, but eventually, his 9 month pregnant girlfriend came in and dragged him out into the street because she started having contractions for the third time this week

I was sad, because I liked proving how much of a dildo/chode he truly was.

You stay classy, San Diego!

 

[G-Lexington]

Did he ever differentiate between the two?

Lex

 

[Absolut]

^ Well, I secretly was thinking that him and his girlfriend needed to pick up their white hoods from the dry cleaners next door, so their child could be born into a wondrously prejudice-free family.

But no, he didn't.

 

[jtearth]

Haha.

Who needs physical violence when one can just mind fuck and destroy everything they believe in.

 

[gdude30]

Haha.

Who needs physical violence when one can just mind fuck and destroy everything they believe in.

That sounds so sociopathic.

It's a turn on

 

[screwnutty]

I feel sorry for the children that will be raised by this asshole!

 

[hotb0d]

LOL HAHA you're my kind of man. Who needs physical violence when you can mentally violate them

 

[Sausy]

I would have tore off his head,and pissed down his neck!

I'm having a straight guy moment.....

Calm down,it'll pass!

That guy was unbelievable,Abs.And you turned him into a cowering mess without laying a fist on him(well,the knocked up girlfriend in labor did get in the final blow)!You show 'em!

 

[GL]

you did all that without raising a finger?

i'm impressed! you are no padawan learner now.

you're a jedi master! and a gay one at that.

 

[jtearth]

That sounds so sociopathic.

It's a turn on

My pleasure

 

[Centexfarmer]

you did all that without raising a finger?

i'm impressed! you are no padawan learner now.

you're a jedi master! and a gay one at that.

Now don't go getting him all worked up.

He'll truly be a jedi master when he can do everything that he did with just a look.

Something like this:

And the words, "Excuse me?"



Good Job Abs!

I wish that I could have been there, I would have gone right for his shoes!

 

[cocktales]

You did good!

I hate the "word"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..........and what does that make you buddy, ONE by proxy????

AARRGGHH!!!!

Sorry, but booze talkin doesn't make it with me, for when they are tanked up, they are usually saying their true feelings on the matter.