I had a dream I was sexing up Jason Voorhees

[Sunshine]

....it was a good dream. He dream sexes REALLY well.

His face wasn't so ugly behind the mask though. He was uber hot.

>_< I'm terrible.....and I love it.

 

[Sunshine]

Nah uh.

You can have him hun.

I like to hold on to my insides.

xD My insides are just fine. Ask Jason....

 

[Puzuzzu]

back off my man, bitch.

 

[hungrybrownbear]

that's a weird ass mf dream man.....

damn.

 

[Sunshine]

back off my man, bitch.

Escoose you? No, I dont think so heunny. Your man came to me because you couldn't handle him wit yo raggedy ass. Yo man finnuh want someone who knows how to ride him when he bucks. an grrrurrrrl he be buckin' all niiiiight looooooong. aaaand wut!?

that's a weird ass mf dream man.....

damn.

XD You have no idea. He just finished killing my brother and then we went to the basement and screwed.

wtf?

 

[hungrybrownbear]

XD You have no idea. He just finished killing my brother and then we went to the basement and screwed.

wtf?

WATF.

Did you top or bottom?

 

[Sunshine]

WATF.

Did you top or bottom?

XDD bottom of course. you can't top Jason Voorhees.

 

[hungrybrownbear]

XDD bottom of course. you can't top Jason Voorhees.

So did he fuck you and then kill you?
or did you die first?

 

[Sunshine]

So did he fuck you and then kill you?
or did you die first?

You.....are SO getting off on this so I refuse to answer.


...freak.

e___e;

 

[hungrybrownbear]

Because its everyone's deranged fantasy to be fucked by a psychopath serial killer right?

:]

All though I wouldn't mind if he killed my brother.
Wait.
I don't have one.

:'(

 

[Sunshine]

Because its everyone's deranged fantasy to be fucked by a psychopath serial killer right?

:]

I'll though I wouldn't mind if he killed my brother.
Wait.
I don't have one.

:'(

....he had a large machete. I couldn't say no.


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[hungrybrownbear]

....he had a large machete. I couldn't say no.


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nice excuse.

and by large machete you really are implying something else aren't you?

you dirty rascal.

 

[Sunshine]

nice excuse.

and by large machete you really are implying something else aren't you?

you dirty rascal.

xD No. It was a huuuuge machete.

 

[Puzuzzu]

Escoose you? No, I dont think so heunny. Your man came to me because you couldn't handle him wit yo raggedy ass. Yo man finnuh want someone who knows how to ride him when he bucks. an grrrurrrrl he be buckin' all niiiiight looooooong. aaaand wut!?

hahahahaha rofl nice

 

[boxerdudeuk]

XDD bottom of course. you can't top Jason Voorhees.

this made me almost spit out a sip of my green smoothie.

nice. lol

 

[kevbo]

Wasn't it his mother who was the original killer?

 

[Sunshine]

this made me almost spit out a sip of my green smoothie.

nice. lol

Spitters are quitters!

XD

In the words of John Logeegamo in Moulin Rouge. " I onwee speek teh troof!"

He speaks in LOLCat if you didn't know.

 

[Sunshine]

Wasn't it his mother who was the original killer?

Jealous Kevbo is Jealous.

 

[kevbo]

No, I'd rather be fucking Freddy...

 

[hungrybrownbear]

^ewwwwww HIS FACE IS ALL LIKE.

YUCKY.

>:[