I had an Obama dick dream last night.

[Beachguyj]

One of those weird dreams that make perfect sense while you are having it, but then when you remember it, it is so bizarre that it's hard to describe.

The dream went: I wanted some kind of job transporting the President, but they said that they only accepted volunteers so I accepted. He was being transported on a cart on which he had to lie down in the back of and we had to help place him there. When we were taking him back he gets in the cart and had to change his underwear and he pulled down his white boxers and had a thick 9 inch hardon.

 

[frankfrank]

Well, I had a dream the other night that I was going in for some kind of cancer surgery, and Bill Cosby was my surgeon, and the paperwork I filled out was colored in the design used years ago by Uni Records (which was one of his contract labels way back when).

 

[StationToStation]

hmmmm obama's a cigarette smoker, so that's a turn off. too bad cos he's kinda handsome.

 

[scrapple]

Hmmm.... Obama...dick. Kind of redundant.

 

[jonduer]

The Tea Party wants to know whether Obama is circumcised. That way he can be a Muslim born in Kenya!!!

What do you think?

 

[Passion4Muzik]

Hmmm.... Obama...dick. Kind of redundant.

You forgot scrapple.

 

[NineOfClubs]

The gay Chicago rumor mill has it that he's FAR short of 9"....

 

[GamerBear]

This thread reminded me of that Boondock episode.

 

[g234]

The gay Chicago rumor mill has it that he's FAR short of 9"....

Can you elaborate? How would anyone really know something like that? Supposedly, someone took pictures of him in a health club using a cell phone camera a few years ago, but I kind of doubt that.

What does the gay rumor mill in Chi Town say about his underwear choice, by the way?

 

[asianb]

Did you see any balls?

I'm almost sure he doesn't have any. lol

sad but true and to bad it really isn't funny.

 

[g234]

Can you elaborate? How would anyone really know something like that? Supposedly, someone took pictures of him in a health club using a cell phone camera a few years ago, but I kind of doubt that.

What does the gay rumor mill in Chi Town say about his underwear choice, by the way?

Hopefully, bumping this will lengthen the discussion.

 

[figjam]

One of those weird dreams that make perfect sense while you are having it, but then when you remember it, it is so bizarre that it's hard to describe.

The dream went: I wanted some kind of job transporting the President, but they said that they only accepted volunteers so I accepted. He was being transported on a cart on which he had to lie down in the back of and we had to help place him there. When we were taking him back he gets in the cart and had to change his underwear and he pulled down his white boxers and had a thick 9 inch hardon.

You too?!!

 

[MisterMajestic]

he pulled down his white boxers and had a thick 9 inch hardon.

I thought you was gonna say when he pulled down his boxers OUT POPPED a 9-inch "White Dick".....That would have been typical in a "Dream"........

 

[Joshua_me]

meh...

I can see that. I'd blow him.

I'd like to see his face when he cums. I bet he gets that big grin right afterwards.......

 

[Blk_Thickness]

Can you post pics?

LMAO! Oh Hell No!

 

[bankside]

I'm actually going to take that back. He did show us his balls with the end of DADT and said he wouldn't defend DOMA in the courts.

Don't forget the beginnings of health care.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

I'm sending you all to a psych ward.

Class trip time!

 

[MisterMajestic]

I'm sending you all to a psych ward.

Class trip time!

Come on Dude...You know you have Dreams about Barry's Dick & Bubble-Booty.....

 

[rpflava]

One of those weird dreams that make perfect sense while you are having it, but then when you remember it, it is so bizarre that it's hard to describe.

The dream went: I wanted some kind of job transporting the President, but they said that they only accepted volunteers so I accepted. He was being transported on a cart on which he had to lie down in the back of and we had to help place him there. When we were taking him back he gets in the cart and had to change his underwear and he pulled down his white boxers and had a thick 9 inch hardon.

Too funny

Once had a dream were i was going down on a women,i remember it vividly in some east-european sauna lovely naked hard guys draped all over the place,then i see my head going down on what i take is some guy on a sun lunger.zoom in and i'm eating out Shirley Williams LibDem MP'S cunt, never been able to get it out of my head.

I'm hysterically laughing at this............I seriously can't stop laughing, too fuckin' funny !!!!!!

Come on Dude...You know you have Dreams about Barry's Dick & Bubble-Booty.....

I never really looked at the President that way, but now I starting to think maybe I should. He really is'nt that bad looking and he does have a nice ass.