I hate Valentine's Day club- join here

[GL]

feh! ya'll can keep the dumb holiday.

the only good thing about it are the after holiday candy sales!

especially those miniature reese's peanut butter cups.

mmm... reese's...

 

[sixthson]

Maybe those who are bitter and resentful of a day set aside for lovers (be it commercialized or not) should start their own day where instead of giving chocolates and flowers, they sit around and give each other the finger?

 

[GL]

Maybe those who are bitter and resentful of a day set aside for lovers (be it commercialized or not) should start their own day where instead of giving chocolates and flowers, they sit around and give each other the finger?

we tried that but nobody could settle on a date.

 

[chatolandia]

I would like to go somewhere with like minded friends

and drink and be merry and loud...

but of course, that is not possible since all the restaurants will be having romantic dinners

 

[Scrub]

Robert

You naughty man

That was pretty funny

 

[GL]

I thought this poem would fit in this tread nicely. Besides, I thought it was funny!

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell.”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

ha!

ya big flirt...

 

[winterknight]

I've never had one.

 

[Joshua_me]

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell.”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Ahh...

In Vino Veritas.

(or something like that)

 

[GL]

jolly good shot sir! jolly good!

but i think you've bagged your limit for this season.

 

[paramedic_861]

I will be joining you boys, since I am newly single as of yesterday. Don't you just love this freaking holiday?

 

[Kulindahr]

I don't care as long as it's at least 80 proof.

Want me to fly to Eastern Europe and bootleg some REAL Absinthe with the hallucinogenic drug in it? It's the real shit! I've done it a few times before!

I'll take some!
Maybe I'll hallucinate a bf.

This would be my first reply at JUB. But I love this post, and I hate V day.

 

[Kulindahr]

I have mixed feelings about V-day.

Back when I had myself convinced I was sexless, because sex of any kind was evil, it didn't bother me one way or another.

My first two V-days after I came out, I was severely depressed from thinking about all the ones I'd missed due to a repressive, abusive upbringing.

This one... I'm hoping to get to my fave bar and rope my fave dancer.