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I have a plan to make us all get along again

fabulouslyghetto

fabulouslyghetto

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Nothing brings the moes together quite like theater, so we're going to put on JUB's first ever live production of Little Shop of Horrors! :gogirl:

Obviously since I have the most vision and artistic sense I'll be directing. And also as the most beautiful I'm naturally the only choice to play Audrey. And since I am the most soulful and rhythmic there's no better choice to play Audrey II. And with a little trick lighting and mirrors I can also play Crystal Ronette and Chiffon.

So you guys can quarrel amongst yourselves who's going to be Seymour, the Dentist, Mr Mushnik and the rest of the ugmos. Those of you who have a face for radio can, like, help build sets and do lighting and stuff. If anyone needs me I'll be in my trailor looking at a picture of me looking at myself in the mirror.

And please, let's not make this about anyone's ego. We're going to work together as a team to make this the best performance of LSOH ever! :gogirl:

 
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NotHardUp1 said:
"I have a plan to make us all get along again "
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Check my join date, I remember a time when the nearest hostility was miles away from here. Now I got people calling me gay slurs and ugly and everything else under the sun. :rotflmao: we need a return to normalcy and decency *in my Obama voice*

If this is your way of slyly asking if you can play Mr Mushnik, you have to audition just like everybody else. Only I get privileges, I'm close to the director. :gogirl:
 
fabulouslyghetto said:
Check my join date, I remember a time when the nearest hostility was miles away from here. Now I got people calling me gay slurs and ugly and everything else under the sun. :rotflmao: we need a return to normalcy and decency *in my Obama voice*
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Given some of the things you've called me over the last few months, I think that post wins you the Hypocrite of the Week award.
 
The King's New Clothes.

JUB has never "gotten along" harmoniously, even BEFORE you spammed the board with endless threads of tears and accusations for racial vengeance.

It has always been a foment, particularly in Hot Topics, and formerly in CE&P before the censoring there made it as sterile as Truman Capote.
 
NotHardUp1 said:
The King's New Clothes.
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I don't know what that is, or who wrote it or whatever, but we're doing Little Shop of Horrors. This isn't a debate. Now are you gonna make yourself useful and zip me up so I can rehearase my solo? And keep your hands north of the border.
 
Wouldn’t Audrey be better played by one of the members with the sock puppet accounts?
 
Alistair said:
Wouldn’t Audrey be better played by one of the members with the sock puppet accounts?
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fabulouslyghetto said:
And since I am the most soulful and rhythmic there's no better choice to play Audrey II.
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Those of you who have a face for radio can, like, help build sets and do lighting and ...
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Did you know that you can basically fry a plant by giving it too much light?
Shall I gather up my lights & bring them? :lol:
 
fabulouslyghetto said:
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Oh my God. She left. That means I'm playing Audrey.

I'm going to need two cases of French spring water and a tray of deep fried oreos. Why is there no pool in my dressing room? Fire that stagehand. And send that electrician to my trailer with a twelve ounce bottle of canola oil and two freshly peeled mangoes.
 
Peloso said:
Oh my God. She left. That means I'm playing Audrey.

I'm going to need two cases of French spring water and a tray of deep fried oreos. Why is there no pool in my dressing room? Fire that stagehand. And send that electrician to my trailer with a twelve ounce bottle of canola oil and two freshly peeled mangoes.
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I was getting fitted for my brassiere, I'm taking liberties with the script. Audrey is a congresswoman by day and vampire-hunting stripper by night. You can leave my trailer now.

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