I have been bad

[belamyi]

... So very, very bad, the Magi didn't bring me anything

Maybe because I am poor enough not to want anything (not even fair-haired, light-skinned tight hos I got bored of desiring), and 'rich' enough to get whatever I do want whenever I want it.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Bels have you considered starting a gofundme to buy your next trick? Just tell them your car broke down so you can't make your weekly puppy delivery to the orphanage, by the time anyone realizes it's a hoax you'll already have gotten your rocks off and the trick will be well on his way to the next appointment. 30 years into the internet and Americans still don't vet.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Maybe because I am poor enough not to want anything (not even fair-haired, light-skinned tight hos I got bored of desiring), and 'rich' enough to get whatever I do want whenever I want it.

What´s that cheap wine Spanish alcoholics drink?

 

[belamyi]

What´s that cheap wine Spanish alcoholics drink?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^

Recognize that stuff from being homeless in Madrid twenty years ago.

 

[belamyi]

Bels have you considered starting a gofundme to buy your next trick? Just tell them your car broke down so you can't make your weekly puppy delivery to the orphanage, by the time anyone realizes it's a hoax you'll already have gotten your rocks off and the trick will be well on his way to the next appointment. 30 years into the internet and Americans still don't vet.

 

[belamyi]

^

Recognize that stuff from being homeless in Madrid twenty years ago.

How romantic!.. wait, you said 'homeless'... sorry.

 

[belamyi]

Actually, I have been doing some rearranging and further depuration of my "permanent" [STRIKE]collection[/STRIKE] stock , so I could count that as a novelty gift

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Ewwww is twinks your kink? I wanna take him to Burger King and buy him 3 of everything on the menu. Ain't nunn wrong wit a lil meat on the bones.

 

[belamyi]

Ewwww is twinks your kink?

Oh, please, last time I tried it with a twink I had to deep-three-finger him to give him some satisfaction.
I may like young men as long as they look manly and athletic... which includes some body hair, unlike that Mattel torso featured in the caption I posted.

I was just posting that to show you one way to fund myself if I were ever reduced to such extremities

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

well I ain't gonna hate on a working girl

 

[belamyi]

well I ain't gonna hate on a working girl

You mean working twink... pimp a needy or helpless twink

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I actually tried that myself, back when I was 25 and balding

 

[belamyi]

Ain't nunn wrong wit a lil meat on the bones.

So you are giving me the superfluous advice of going for tight meaty malehos, but you apparently try to tempt me with flabby fat-rich cow balls (with salty fillings ) , with even less testo than a twink

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Belly I hate you!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

when harkie boo isn't looking i want you to slap my buns with your cawk

 

[Charon]

 

[rareboy]

when harkie boo isn't looking i want you to slap my buns with your cawk

Just charge him Euros.

It will make his la polla as hard as Gibraltar.

You are what he has been scouring Barcelona to find.

And don't be gentle. His boys tell me rough is his kink.

 

[belamyi]

^ You mean the bitchslapping ONE of my kinks... My bigger ones are physiques so very hard to find, no matter how many euros, funding and all that...

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The "rough" totally depends on the physique, actually, you know... like the gentle...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Just charge him Euros.

It will make his la polla as hard as Gibraltar.

You are what he has been scouring Barcelona to find.

And don't be gentle. His boys tell me rough is his kink.

he specifically requested the most durable bullwhip in the northern hemisphere. and gauze and peroxide. i don't think the gauze and peroxide are even for the wounds.

and you know I charge top dollar, i ain't no cheap heaux.

 

[rareboy]

You do realize that I will be paying for the vids.