I have gaydar! Do you?

[Telstra]

LOL, are you bored piggy.



* i don't believe your story at all. Especially the holding hands part.

 

[Fucker29]

Seems like you got it right this time.

My gaydar went off the freakin' charts the first time I met one of my housemates. But he's pretty obvious...almost everyone notices so...

Now if only he was hot...

 

[Lightsage]

Mine is on the fritz. Someone wanna come and help me fix it?

 

[Alpha1851]

While eating my sandwich, my gaydar went off to this twink guy. The way he walked or something told me he was gay. I made eye contact for a few seconds, and we both knew we were gay. He gave me this big smile.

A few minutes later, I went to refill my drink. While walking, I bumped into another guy. And yep, my gaydar went off again. He was dressed very nicely. Bright hot pink dress shirt, and was well groomed. And hot.

Yeah Piggy, I would've guessed he was gay too.

And, why didn't you chat up the first fella, the one who smiled at you?

I guess I don't have gaydar. I never think about whether someone is gay.

 

[Alpha1851]

Duh....

I'm not a people person.

I'm surprised I made eye contact.

I'm the guy you find in the corner of a restaurant, playing with his cellphone.

*smacks Piggy upside the head*

Bro, he smiled at you, all ya had to do was say "hi." You could've been on a date tonight.

 

[Fucker29]

*smacks Piggy upside the head*

Bro, he smiled at you, all ya had to do was say "hi." You could've been on a date tonight.

This is true. I also wondered why you didn't respond accordingly Piggy.
But I do understand that it's hard when you're shy and insecure.

 

[Lightsage]

I think only time can fix it. Sorry dear.

It works sometimes and then doesn't other times.

 

[Telstra]

I'm sorry you don't believe me.



Mine usually goes off if I think the guy is cute, but most of the time he has a girlfriend.

The first guy was feminist, while the other guy was too dressed up, groomed to be straight. Sorry, but straight boys don't pluck their eyebrows.

i believe you but not the holding hands part. Was it true? if true, do forgive.

 

[kevbo]

I'm sensing most of the people on JUB are gay...

 

[Alpha1851]

It's more than me being shy. I wasn't sure if he was gay. And if I did, I won't say anything because I am shy. It takes a while for me to open up. Sorry. That's how Piggy was made.

It doesn't matter if he swings your way or not. It's a simple basic convo. You don't have to spill your guts by bringing up childhood fears, your hopes and dreams, or what types of porn you enjoy watching while jerking off. A simple, "Try their turkey sandwich..." works well. Even just a "hey," would've worked.

I'm an extrovert, but believe me, I have plenty of buddies who are shy and reserved. I see where you're coming from, but I'm not sure how you plan to hook up w/ someone w/o speaking to them. But, maybe getting a guy isn't your goal for now.

 

[chatolandia]

 

[Alpha1851]

Then it's time for Piggy to socialize with gay groups.. They have them in Texas. Your shyness will be a cuteness to someone else.

Tryout has a great point! Have you tried this Piggy?


Chat, does that smiley mean you have amazing gaydar?

 

[Lightsage]

So no one wants to help me fix my gaydar?

 

[Alpha1851]

If you are straight, why are you trying to coach a gay man?

Oh, I wasn't aware that it took "gayness" to start a conversation w/ someone else. Thanks for cluing me in.

 

[gmoney]

Any guy i catch staring at me i assume is gay! How's that for gaydar?

I'm staring! Busted!

 

[Alpha1851]

So no one wants to help me fix my gaydar?

Is there an online course for that?

 

[Lightsage]

Is there an online course for that?

If there is I haven't found it yet.

Of course it would probably help if I could get my friends to go clubbing with me again.

 

[Alpha1851]

It takes "gayness" to understand the dilemma of these situations, and the subtly of it all. I would presume that would fly over your head, for the most part.

And you'd be wrong. Hey, I get it. There are far more heteros in the world than homos, so Pig's guy may have been straight, there's no way of really telling w/o asking. And, I also realize that being gay, in some areas can get ya killed. And hitting on a straight dude, can end w/ getting your ass kicked. I'm straight, not stupid.

Look, did I tell Piggy I think he should he should yell out, "hey stud, shake your ass for me." Did I tell him to grab the fella and kiss him? No, I didn't. Now, believe it or not, we heteros have conversations all the time. We go out and meet new people all the time. Pray tell how Piggy would be in a dilemma, how he would be putting himself in a bad situation by saying to the very dude who smiled at him, "try the turkey sandwich." Or, "hi." That's not exactly screaming out, "I'm gay, are you." Give me break!

And, Piggy is an adult. He's intelligent. I'm not holding a gun to his head, dragging him from location to location to hunt a guy down. He's free to take my advice or leave it. And, I'm rather found of the Pig. No way am I trying to get him lynched, or outed, or anything else.

 

[Lightsage]

I think it develops over time You can hone it by being observant of people. As stereotypical as some of it is, there is sometimes a gay way. Not always, but sometimes.

I make a habit of observing people. It's something I do naturally and very well.

The part that's broken is me not being able to tell if they're gay or not anymore. It might just have to do with half the guys in this city being metrosexual, A&F-wearing pretty boy mexicans. You can't tell if they're gay or straight unless they have a girl or guy around.

Although when I'm in a restaurant it's pretty easy to tell with all the waiters.

 

[Fucker29]

And...here we go again.