I have gaydar! Do you?

[Alpha1851]

The dilemma I was referring to is in the intricacy of communication between two gay men. That, by its definition and dimensions, excludes you.

*ponders the intricacy of communication btwn gay men*

You mean there's more to it than, "do you top or bottom?"

*gasps*

 

[Lightsage]

And...here we go again.

Silence! I keel you!

Blame Jeff Dunham...

 

[Fucker29]

Silence! I keel you!

Blame Jeff Dunham...

Am I the only one who finds Jeff kinda hot?

 

[Alpha1851]

You forgot dick size.

"Hi."
"Hi."
"What size are you?'
"6.5."
"Cut or uncut?"
"Cut."
"Top or bottom?"
"Top."

See. Very complex. I barely followed it, did you?

Being a breeder and all, that went right over my head.

Let's hope that JUB will empower us and educate us so that one day, we too will understand the intricacies of gay communication.

 

[Lightsage]

Am I the only one who finds Jeff kinda hot?

No you aren't.

Being a breeder and all, that went right over my head.

Let's hope that JUB will empower us and educate us so that one day, we too will understand the intricacies of gay communication.

There's intricacies of gay communication?

Why was I not told?!?!?!

 

[Alpha1851]

There's intricacies of gay communication?

Why was I not told?!?!?!

Hun, it's in your gay agenda manual. Page 75, first paragraph. I'm in the GSA, so the LGBT folks have to share their manual w/ me. That's how I'm privy to the info. I didn't realize you were unaware of the new communication aspect. No wonder your gaydar is on the fritz.

 

[LilBit]

My gaydar doesn't work right.

It sounds just like my Jewdar, and both of them are too sensitive! I sent them back to the manufacturer to be recalibrated, and I never got them back.

So whenever I'm interested in a guy, I ask him, "Hey, didn't I see you at shul last Shabbos?" and if he says no, I say, "So, wanna fuck?"

 

[Alpha1851]

Coming from a straight person, I would assume such a comment from you. Thanks for being predictable.

Well, I enjoy learning new things, so why not teach me. What are these nuances that I'm unaware of? How does the gay man become knowledgeable or even aware of them? Is it the same for Lesbians? And, in Pig's shoes, how would you have handled it? And seeing as how I'm straight, how would you have preferred me to respond to such a situation as Piggy's? I enjoy JUB for the learning aspect of it. So let's hear it.

 

[Lightsage]

Hun, it's in your gay agenda manual. Page 75, first paragraph. I'm in the GSA, so the LGBT folks have to share their manual w/ me. That's how I'm privy to the info. I didn't realize you were unaware of the new communication aspect. No wonder your gaydar is on the fritz.

I'm sorry. I need to get the new revision copy.

It hasn't come in the mail and they won't give me the e-book unless I pay for it again.

I can truthfully blame theatre for my gaydar being on the fritz though. It's a madhouse there!

 

[BlondeCanadian]

Very attractive men will flirt with ANYONE, whether gay or straight. It's all an ego thing. I learned that the hard way.

God soo right!...im still a little in love with a guy in my high school who was gorgous and flirted with everyone...he had the flirtiest eyes you would not believe

 

[Telstra]

No problem.

I'll make sure to photograph it for you next time.

that would be a good idea. The holding hands thing is not common u know.


And you didn't say its true or not, so it might be un-true.

 

[Alpha1851]

You just insulted me as a gay man, and now you want me to explain something to you? I respectfully decline. Spend more time at your LGBT organization, where you're the token.

In other words, you can't explain it b/c there's nothing to explain. S'okay. I understand.

 

[Alpha1851]

I started noticing this in the straight world too.

Hey girl "what size are those puppies?"
"Originally A, but this month became a C cup"

"Furry or smooth?"
"smooth like a cat"
"Good, now I can eat that shit"

But you forgot dick size. We gals wanna know the dimensions too.

 

[Alpha1851]

less, didn't you have an account suspended yesterday?

Oh and leave my women alone. I have claws and I will use them.

He reminds me of tobeme.

 

[BlondeCanadian]

Yes, it stinks, doesn't it? They get you all hot like they want you, and the next thing you know they're chasing pussy.

ahah it didnt harm the attraction that this guy was a huge stud known to have a huge uncut cock and know how to use it lol...coupled with him being a nice guy and did i mention beautiful lol...it was mine and my friends (a straight girls) mission to see him naked before graduating..i almost joined the rugby team just to see him! bahah

 

[Lightsage]

He reminds me of tobeme.

I just ignore those posts.

 

[LilBit]

Gah. Sorry. Deleted my post. I was feeling cunty, and now I thought better of it.

 

[mike_n_herrin]

i don't have it. or it's broke.

 

[Lightsage]

i don't have it. or it's broke.

Well that's never a good thing.

Christmas Tardis!
Sweet!!!

 

[Mnestor]

Mine on fritz too because most of time you can tell is because they are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy out there