I have just discovered...

[winterknight]

That my tea-mug is empty.

This is a bad, bad thing.

 

[star-warrior]

Sounds dubious, but you could try this

 

[winterknight]

Or I could just make Long Island Iced Tea...

 

[star-warrior]

Or mebbe something with a twist

 

[star-warrior]

You're gonna bring out the icecubes aren't ya?

 

[kevbo]

I want those ice cubes in my drink...

After use, of course...

 

[kevbo]

"No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
No sugar to stand beside me
No sugar to run with me"

 

[winterknight]

My innuendo radar just pinged. I don't know why.

 

[Singularity]

One Martini.
Two Martini.
Three Martini.
Floor.

 

[kevbo]

On martinis?

Tame.

It takes tequila to do that do me...

 

[Singularity]

On martinis?

Tame.

It takes tequila to do that do me...

One Tequilla Sunrise.
Two Tequilla Sunrise.
Did I shrink or is the bar higher than I thought?

 

[winterknight]

If you're drinking tequila, you want Margaritas, not wimpy sunrises.

 

[kevbo]

If you're drinking tequila, you want straight up shots, not wimpy margaritas...

Pass the mother fuckin' salt!

 

[winterknight]

The whole salt thing was invented to cover up the taste of crap tequila.

Good tequila doesn't need it.

 

[kevbo]

Well, I'll still take the salt anyway...

It adds to the shooting experience.

I'll lick it off of Tommy...

 

[Singularity]

I'm a bad drunk, what can I say?

 

[winterknight]

Right, Tommy. Shirt off, lie on the table...

 

[kevbo]

Yeah, lay down bitch...

and put this olive in your mouth...

 

[winterknight]

No, if you're doing tequila, you put the lime in his mouth, a line of salt down his chest and fill his belly button with the juice...

 

[winterknight]

Sadly, I've never had the chance to actually do it before