I hear my neighbor having sex...

[Lube]

My main complaint with having to listen to neighbors having sex is that you never hear the guys moaning. It's just the women who are moaning and screaming. What's up with that? Why are guys always so quiet during sex?

I've wondered how much of that is real, and how much is just a show for the guy's benefit.

Bingo. Men don't have to fake orgasms.

*taps toes* *waits for Vagina PC Police to show up*

 

[AdmiraalW238]

Whenever my neighbor used to get it on, it was always in the middle of the day. Whenever I didn't want to hear it, I'd blast "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band. That'll ruin the mood for ANYONE.



Lex

OMG OMG OMG....this sooo brings back memories...I loved this song when it was first released.

Thanks for the clip, Lex

 

[jackbrady]

Jesus Christ, first Rosemarie Fritzl, now Huntneo! I am so sick and tired of hearing people complain about their neighbours having noisy sex...what's that you say, she wasn't his neighbour........he did it with who!!! Shut the fuck up!..... Nuh-uh, that is worse than checking into a hotel just as those ladies from "2 girls 1 cup" are checking out!

 

[godson112]

I've heard my sister and my mum.

But I guess that's different and slightly more disturbing.

And no they weren't together. They were with their respective boyfriends.

 

[honooryuu]

i dont hear anything here at my apartment. but next time it happens, i would knock on the door and ask if they were having fun and then ask to join

 

[OTHFan]

we used to have this bitch of a neighbor who lived in the apartment below us. she used to always slam doors and let her kids have fits. even her kids were evil. they would just look at you with this attitude that made you just wanna slap the shit out of them. once my mom tried complaining to the apartment manager, and soon after, the air had been let out of her tire. what a bitch and on top of all that she would blast music all through the night while you were trying to sleep. she would bring home guys and scream when they screwed her. i almost went down there a couple times to say could you shut the fuck up! we have thin walls as it is so i could even hear words she'd say like "fuck me" "right there" "harder" ect. it was incredibly annoying. luckily after enough complaints, we had the bitch moved to another area of the building

 

[Patience]

Sadly all i hear from my neighbours is them constantly slamming doors, yelling and swearing at each other or their poor kids...dont get me started on the poor dog who gets the same treatment. Why get a dog if your gonna just yell at the damn thing?

 

[jamessmith08]

Sadly all i hear from my neighbours is them constantly slamming doors, yelling and swearing at each other or their poor kids...dont get me started on the poor dog who gets the same treatment. Why get a dog if your gonna just yell at the damn thing?

you live next door to my sister?

 

[ELAINE]

I used to live in an apartment where the neighbor and girlfriend would wake me up at 2 or 3 am with their loud sex. She sounded so hot, I even wanted to fuck her.

Another place I lived, the neighbors literally lived across the street (and it was a wide street). They would have loud sex on Saturday mornings. It was so loud, you could hear it even if the windows were closed. You would just wish it was over, but it would go on for a good 30 minutes at least. I'm amazed that someone who actually lived in the building with them didn't mention it to them.

My main complaint with having to listen to neighbors having sex is that you never hear the guys moaning. It's just the women who are moaning and screaming. What's up with that? Why are guys always so quiet during sex?

Agreed. Don't hold it back men! Your sounds of passion drive us crazy too. It's sexy...

 

[Paws]

When I first moved into my apartment, I had various couples above me over time I could hear having sex. It was weird in the beginning, but I got used to it.

Now there's a young woman with her crying brats

The girl was a loud moaner too, it really turned us on.

The girl?

 

[Corkles]

Last year there was this hot ass mexican guy living next door to me.

Think....Mario Lopez meets Ricky Martin with big arms...

Anyway,he was an actor and played the flute. Why do I know this? He stuck a note under my door soon after he moved in and alerted me that he would practice 1PM to 3PM everyday.

Anyway that bastard would have a different girl every night screaming his name (ricky).

I can only imagine what he was doing to these girls....(they always sounded like their nipples were being pulled off with pliers) but they would scream his name in rhythm to the bed and my wall shaking like crazy..

I was glad when he moved,because although he was hot as hell,my paintings moved constantly.

 

[NineOfClubs]

Fortunately, no one lives below my apartment. It's all heating, storage, etc..

I do get to hear a few noises from time to time, when the straight studs who share the 2-bedroom that's above me get "lucky" with some girl they bring home.....

Also, I once heard noise from the apartment next to me. A woman was screaming so much, and loudly, that my first reaction was to call 911. It took me a minute to realize she was either getting it really good, or working on an academy award.

 

[tommyj]

An apartment I lived in I heard wicked sex and then realized it was the dude's brother doing his girlfriend!