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I honestly have no words

I agree Yooper, if humans are cracking eggs the way that infomercial shows at the start - then we're all doomed.

Hehe.
 
I suppose it might be for those people who don't like Vince's nuts.
 
ElvisVanderbilt said:
Someday I want to work as an actor in an infomerical.

I can just hear the direction now:
"Okay we need you to crack it again, but this time flail a bit more. Try to get the yolk everywhere!"
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i've done art direction on a couple infomercials and let me tell you - those shots are the absolute hardest to get because everyone is snickering and snorting uncontrollably. lol
 
I just hate it when I find egg shell in my muff-in.
 
No, no we have not all done that before, Mr. voice-over guy.
 
DominoHarvey said:
But I'd probably buy it because of the way it cracks the shells of hard-boiled eggs. I absolutely adore egg salad sandwiches, but I loathe peeling the shells off of the hard-boiled eggs, and that looks pretty damn simple.
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Here's a hint for you. When the eggs are finished boiling, drain the pot and pour on the coldest water you can and leave the eggs to cool. You should then be able to remove the shells very easily.
 
I can't understand the need.

But I hate doing unnecessary dishes when I cook...and I use to have a job where I had to crack twelve dozen at a time--got really good at doing it one handed.
 
It's a shame that so many of us don't see cooking and eating as something enjoyable, a celebration. You're supposed to get your hands dirty! Stuff like this and seeing pre-chopped onions in my supermarket make me a bit sad. Chop your own fucking onions, crack your own fucking eggs! As a rule, I keep my mind out of other's business, but I can't help but think there's a link between this kind of thinking and obesity. Anthony bourdain has some more articulate, funny and wise thoughts on this.
 
I know what everyone on my list is getting for Christmas this year .
 
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