I just got a new job! You're going to love this.

[Sunshine]

I'm SO happy right now. The manager of Fairvilla Megastore just called me and told me I can start on Monday. I've always wanted to work in a porn store...I've always felt so at home around the various whips and leather masks. The DVD's with Asian women with mouths full of spunk. *sigh*

It's kind of funny. I get fired from a Bail Bonds office and get hired in a porn store. Moving on up, bitches! Down side....it's in the WORST part of Orlando. People get killed on a nightly basis. Plus side...lots of gay traffic. =)

I might only be making $8.00 and hour but....I'm selling dildo's to people all day long...I can't wait to meet some of the customers. I'm so excited!



http://www.fairvilla.com/

 

[Sunshine]

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^ - lol! I got fired for not always having my car.

But I do now. =)

but yeah, I wish I could start right now, I freaking love that store. Last time I was there I beat my friend with a riding crop and had half the store watching.

I'm a pro.

 

[Sunshine]

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^ - Well, freaking DUH it's a security job.

 

[Orlandude]

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OMG! Lovely neighborhood. But congrats on your new job! I'll have to remember to stop by and say hello between trips to the Parliament House or on a detour over to Savoy or Paradise. At least you aren't way too far from the bars and close to a few "festive" neighborhoods!

 

[Sunshine]

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congratulations On Your New Job, Do You Show The Customer How To Use The Product If They Ask?

Lol! Um. we can recommend a video.

This girl was telling me about how she loved this vibrator that looked like a worm and I'm like "aww, thats so sad. It's too cute to go inside someone. It would be like popping dakota fanning in there.."

 

[Sunshine]

Re: I just got a new job! You're going to love th

OMG! Lovely neighborhood. But congrats on your new job! I'll have to remember to stop by and say hello between trips to the Parliament House or on a detour over to Savoy or Paradise. At least you aren't way too far from the bars and close to a few "festive" neighborhoods!

I've never been to Savoy. Alot of my older friends say its nice. I prefer the skanky Parliment House. I'm going Friday night to get skank on.

 

[Orlandude]

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I've never been to Savoy. Alot of my older friends say its nice. I prefer the skanky Parliment House. I'm going Friday night to get skank on.

Savoy...you're not missing anything unless you like the older Winter Park sewing circle. The ONLY reason I stop there ocassionally is because it's right up the street from the White Wolf Cafe, where the food is good despite the tacky surroundings. The P-House will never change. Was there sunday for "T".

 

[Jaime]

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do you get an employee discount? if so, i have a shopping list for you...

 

[Huskerboy]

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Congratulations on the new job, Sunshine! It's nice to see things starting to go your way! We're excited for you, too! Not to mention the HUGE shopping list of dildos, lube, cockrings and nipple clamps that we'll putting together for you!

(Do you get a commission?)

Again, congrats on the new job!

 

[Telstra]

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interesting place to work and there would be alot of oppotunites with customers.

i have heard there are glory holes in adult shops. Is that true?

 

[Telstra]

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I wanted to work in a Porn store, in fact it was on my list of places to apply to. However the onyl one that was hiring... never answered the phone and that was the only way ot contact them, as they refused resumes in the store.



(it's the only version of the song I coudl find.

the best way to get that job is to walk in and ask and give your details to them. Much better that way because they saw you what you look like.

 

[star-warrior]

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O lordy... Tell us if there really are raincoat clad fellas....

 

[Sunshine]

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interesting place to work and there would be alot of oppotunites with customers.

i have heard there are glory holes in adult shops. Is that true?

Um, there probably are stores like that but not this one. This place isn't some trashy hole in the wall.

 

[alley]

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Um, there probably are stores like that but not this one. This place isn't some trashy hole in the wall.

Well---you certainly won't be see any of us then.

 

[Telstra]

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Um, there probably are stores like that but not this one. This place isn't some trashy hole in the wall.

ok, i believe your store is clean. a good oppotunity to a be a scout hunter for porn producers perhaps.

 

[Sunshine]

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It doesn't have a lot of gay stuff. I checked their website.

Lots of vagina's though.

Uh, it's about equal. You need to actually be IN the store.

 

[Sunshine]

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Yeah, I imagine so.

But there was a lack on their website.

Who knows there' probably hoardes of gay stuff in the actual stores.

They're like the departmental stores of sex shoppes eh?

Pretty much.

They have things I've never seen before. It's a two story building full of the most wonderful toys in the world.

It's like heaven....but skankier and there are no 40 virgins..

 

[Sunshine]

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^- Yup. Right smack dab in the middle of whore town.