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I just had one of those door-to-door

Throughout the years they would come to our door and the reaction was always the same and quite fun. Steve or I would go to the door and say, well I do but let me see if my husband is free. They inevitably turned and beat feet down the walkway saying something like thats ok, maybe some other time. I don't know why they didn't put us on some kind of list so they wouldn't bother in the future but they never did.
 
Sounds like you handled the matter very tactfully.
 
i may sound ignorant in my actions but here is my strategy. Whenever I have been approached by one of those preachers I've offered them to give me their phone number and go pray that I call them. That gives them (me) the benefit of the doubt that maybe they are right and truly sent by god, and if (IF!!!) that god loves me as much as they say and wants me they I shall the the first step and get their phone number and then expect the god to do the 100 steps towards me (those that he promised in bible) and make me call them back.

So far I think these are thee options (because i never called them back)

1. the god doesn't exists
2. the god does exist however they are not sent by true god
3. the god does exist and they are sent by the true god however the god doesn't want me and love me as much as they say
 
Rude?

How Rude?

Was the Welcome...Come In sign On?

Open House Banners and Balloons out?


Dude, why do you think we call lawyers solicitors

and hookers get busted for Soliciting?

Think about it.
 
*Knock knock*

"Hi there. I've been conditioned to use diplomatic and politicking language, but I believe everything you think, feel, say and do is fundamentally wrong and is going to result in your everlasting torment. I'm going to pretend politeness and veneer of civility but in actuality I feel overwhelming resentment for you for not perceiving the world as I do and sharing my exact beliefs (or at least pretending to). Can I come in?"

The doorstep is a very bad place to discuss metaphysics.
 
I love it when they come to my house! Last time the guy was persistent. He first came around and said to me:

"Hi, I have a message from God."

So I told him "Wow! You must be important!" and shut the door in his face.

Then he came back about an hour later and said:

"I suspect your beliefs in the Lord, Our Father, might be wavering. But we Mormans also deeply value work ethic."

So I told him I was a prostitute and licked my lips. The dude practically ran away.

But those guys aren't as fun as the old guys who stand at the corner of my school with crates of tiny, orange bibles and throw them at passerby while screaming that they're going to burn in hell for eternity.
 
Once upon a time, I worked nights. My bedtime was usually around 3am. One morning, a couple of Jehova's Witnesses rang my doorbell at 9am or so. Thinking it might be someone important, I dragged myself out of bed to answer the door.

I explained to them that I worked nights and that they woke me up. Politely, I said I wasn't interested as in "thanks but no thanks."

They kept right on talking. It was then that I slammed the door in their faces. ](*,)

P.S. I think all missionary work is obscene. :mad:
 
Door to door soliciting of souls

or

pole to pole selling of holes

Soliciting is Soliciting.
 
Dolmance said:
*Knock knock*

"Hi there. I've been conditioned to use diplomatic and politicking language, but I believe everything you think, feel, say and do is fundamentally wrong and is going to result in your everlasting torment. I'm going to pretend politeness and veneer of civility but in actuality I feel overwhelming resentment for you for not perceiving the world as I do and sharing my exact beliefs (or at least pretending to). Can I come in?"

The doorstep is a very bad place to discuss metaphysics.
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many kinds thems what scaryyyyyyyy folk of slice da human nuthouse

think lot run ta internet what is pity most great
 
From time to time I will be in a store and a guy will come up and witness to me and talk about the Bible.

I listenand polietly agree and nod my head. They arn't trying to be rude or annoy you. They are doing what they think they are suppose to be and if I can help them do that than I don't mind listening to what they have to say at all.

Sometime I will ask them questions about Jesus or the Bible. I don't have many people come to my door, but if they did I would most likely let them come in.
 
I ask them if they'd like to set-up a time to come back that would be convenient for all of us, not just them.

They ALWAYS seemed surprised that I find it rude that they just show up at my house and expect me to drop whatever I'm doing just to listen to them.
 
The White Stripe said:
From time to time I will be in a store and a guy will come up and witness to me and talk about the Bible.

I listenand polietly agree and nod my head. They arn't trying to be rude or annoy you. They are doing what they think they are suppose to be and if I can help them do that than I don't mind listening to what they have to say at all.

Sometime I will ask them questions about Jesus or the Bible. I don't have many people come to my door, but if they did I would most likely let them come in.
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Why would you let them in? I hope I don't have to explain why you shouldn't let them in. Anyways, I once had two people knock on my door when I was 16. I was trying to be as polite as possible to them. They tried to sell me a 30 page bible. I somehow ended up with the bible, and they didn't get anything:D
 
I either refuse to answer the door or tell them I'm not intrested and shut the door in their faces.
Mr. Polite I am not.
 
I share with them my views in the same naked terms that they share their theories.

They don't come around. I wonder if their numbers are dwindling. More likely, they concentrate on neighbourhoods where they suspect that vulnerable people live so they will find it easier to recruit.
 
PaandyBoxx, You weren't rude. You have no obligation to speak to anyone who comes uninvited to your door--nor to entertain them.
 
You have no obligation to speak to anyone who comes uninvited to your door--nor to entertain them.

it internet too ans world at large in it many a forms way it COOR no even wait fa doors

;)

yea moon got eyes
 
never happened to me

i hope it never does

the church nearby doesn't seem to be the imperialistic door-to-door type anyway
 
A few weeks ago, I was walking somewhere and a guy on the street asked me if I go to Church. I said "not in a long time" and he was like "well, if you ever feel like exploring your beliefs or if you just want some people to talk to, feel free to come to service some day" and handed me a card with his Church's address and hone number on it. Then he walked away. I probably would have gone, too, if I had been able to drive and it hadn't been so far away.

Some people like that are really nice. They've found something that makes them happy, and they want to share it with other people. There's nothing wrong with that.
 
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