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I just walked into a muthafuckin spiderweb

fabulouslyghetto

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And a bij distinctly felt the threads across my forehead. Any ideas or should I just burn the house down and move into the nearest abandoned car? Are exterminators a 24 hour service? What do I do?

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pretty sure its in my beautiful black kinky hair. But i will die before i cut off my ebony splendor. Help!
 
Sorry. I can’t watch that gif long enough to come up with a helpful answer :scaredofthat:
 
fabulouslyghetto said:
And a bij distinctly felt the threads across my forehead. Any ideas or should I just burn the house down and move into the nearest abandoned car? Are exterminators a 24 hour service? What do I do?

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pretty sure its in my beautiful black kinky hair. But i will die before i cut off my ebony splendor. Help!
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I'd shriek like a fuckin woman! I never have been a bug guy!
 
I never kill spiders in my house. They eat the flying insects which I hate.

Spiders are solitary creatures who couldn't care less, and if you step into their house they will kill you and suck out your brains.

Just like me!
 
purina said:
Spiders are our friends.
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Yes they are, just leave it be and it will eat it's own weight in bugs many times over. Same with house centipedes. I just wish they ate those damn stink bugs!
 
spunkfunker said:
Yes they are, just leave it be and it will eat it's own weight in bugs many times over. Same with house centipedes. I just wish they ate those damn stink bugs!
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even knowing that, it takes the power of an infinity stone for me to resist the urge to crush em. Exception if they are bright and colorful and big and super hairy and look like they came from somewhere in South America they get smashed onsight. I just know they're poisonous and probably Radioactive.
 
Peloso said:
I never kill spiders in my house. They eat the flying insects which I hate.

Spiders are solitary creatures who couldn't care less, and if you step into their house they will kill you and suck out your brains.

Just like me!
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suck out the brains.... from which hole? Inquiring minds.
 
I've read that having a ghost pass through you is meant to resemble the sensation of walking through a cobweb... #CantLetGoOfHalloween

A few years ago I spotted a tiny red and white spider making its way across my lounge floor. I'd never seen the like of it before. I knelt and bent down very close towards it to get a better look and the cocky little fucker reared up and raised its forelegs menacingly as if to warn or challenge me! I retreated to my laptop and googled until I found out what manner of spider it was: it was a woodlouse spider (dysdera crocata). I then proceeded to watch admiringly as it marched purposefully towards a skirting board before eventually disappearing from sight.

The brass balls of it!
 
I have felt a spiderweb go across my face walking outdoors, but I didn't see any spiders. It seemed to be a stray line. It would rattle me if I thought it was in my hair.
 
Rickrock said:
I have felt a spiderweb go across my face walking outdoors, but I didn't see any spiders. It seemed to be a stray line. It would rattle me if I thought it was in my hair.
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God bless you. That glimmer of hope. Ive walked into em before at home and 8 katrillion times outside esp when its windy as a dedicated pedestrian its a regular occurrence. Somehow at home its different, like a personal invasion.

When you visually confirm it was JUST the web, its probably the closest i as a male can get to the relief of a negative pregnancy test after a one night stand with a professional loser.
 
Aren't you being a little extreme bro? :D There are many worse things that you can find everyday in your house!
 
spunkfunker said:
Aren't you being a little extreme bro? :D There are many worse things that you can find everyday in your house!
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Worse? Maybe a republican or a member of the jonas brothers, other than that I cant conceive of a more horrifying nightmare.
 
I kill them fuck that--been bite on my leg by them twice and had to go to a doctor --I'm allergic to them it swelled up badly---and I'm not talking brown recluse---just any spider.
 
fabulouslyghetto said:
Worse? Maybe a republican or a member of the jonas brothers, other than that I cant conceive of a more horrifying nightmare.
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Then you should be fine with the wasp's nest under your bed.
 
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