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I love a chilled drink but....

Alan

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I really fancied a drink this evening so I went to the supermarket at 7.30pm and bought four cans of lager.
I put them in the freezer to chill for 15 minutes as I do like my lager really cold.
My sister rang me and we talked for 94 minutes.
I forgot all about the lager. !oops!
Now it's frozen solid! :grrr:

I still fancy a drink.
I hope it's drinkable when it's thawed out!
 
I just opened a can and it's now the consistency of a slush puppy.
I'm off to the petrol station to get some replacement cans already chilled:D !!!
 
I bought another 4. Now the others have melted I'm rather fine thank you...HIC!
I'm not now pissed in the American sense but I'm rather pissed in the English sense!
 
Well drinking beer makes you have to piss :p
 
Hi Alan:wave:

Nice to see you again!(*8*)
How are you?
 
I'm watching Question Time on the BBC at the moment. I really like this programme but unfortunately all this talk of nuclear weapons in North Korea is going straight over my head. I wonder why. HIC! :D :D
I quite like being pissed. (!)

I must go to bed after I've watched This Week. I'm even looking forward to seeing Michael Portillo. I think I've got a secret crush on him.
(I'll regret this revelation in the morning I'm sure!)
 
You could always have a boozicle -- just stick a tongue depressor in and lick off the beer like Jack Horner.
 
slobone said:
You could always have a boozicle -- just stick a tongue depressor in and lick off the beer like Jack Horner.
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Thank you! :D

The lager actually melted OK but was a bit flat. I just mixed it in with my new cans of Carling. It was quite lovely.

Now I feel like I need a cup of tea just like you HoodedRat.
To Hoody: I do like the shirts that Michael Portillo wears.

Unfortunately, I'm supposed to be on a diet but I feel absolutely, ravenously hungry and want to eat loads of pies. Unfortunately again I haven't got any pies but I have spied a frozen curry that was made earlier in the week!:D

I'm off to stuff my face and get some zzzzz's.
And in the sense of me being pissed in England I really do love you all. I mean it I really do. I can feel the warmth from around the world.
Goodnight and Godbless. (*8*) :kiss: (*8*) :kiss: :wave: I love you all so much!:luv2: :luv2: :luv2: (Now where did I put the paracetamol?)
 
HoodedRat said:
I've reached the stuffing my face phase already; there's not much left of my 250g bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk Caramel. #-o
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Hoody, I have just found a bag of JellyBabies which are going to bed with me now. I will eat them while I attempt to read a chapter of my book.

Sleep tight! (*8*) :kiss:
 
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